{Ten has logged on}
{Eleven has logged on}
Eleven: GUESS WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
Ten: ..
Ten: ..?
Ten: Who died??
Eleven:
Eleven:
Eleven: No one..?
Ten: Oh good! I thought the worst !
Eleven: GUESS WHAT I DISCOVERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ten: Um. I dunno. Jellybabies?
Eleven: THIS THING
Eleven: THESE THINGY THINGS ON IT
Eleven: AND THEY'VE WRITTEN THESE THINGS
Ten: Could you be a bit more specific? I mean, 'things' is very broad.
Eleven: THEY'RE CALLED FANFICTION- ON WATTPAD- SELF, THERE ARE BOOKS ABOUT US!
Ten: What! I thought I cleared the Internet of information about myself!
Eleven: I KNOW! BUT THESE THINGS CALLED.. FANGIRLS.. AND FANBOYS... THEY'VE PERSEVERED AND WRITTEN ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT US!
Ten: Fangirls and fanboys?
Ten: That's that crazy species right? On Earth? The sleep deprived ones with pointy ears and cloaks and fake sonic screwdrivers and Youtube accounts?
Eleven: YEAH, I THINK SO! AND THERE'S ALL THESE OTHER STORIES ON WATTPAD-
Eleven:
Eleven:
Eleven: Actually
Eleven:
Eleven: Some of them are a little disturbing
Eleven: Remember how that Whovian thingamee told us about ships? And.. what were they called? UFOs?
Ten: Um, OTPs? Only tears and pain, right?
Eleven: Yeah! Did you know they ship us with people?
Ten:
Eleven:
Ten:
Eleven:
Ten: So
Ten: What does that mean, exactly? Are they pirates?
Eleven: O.o Not exactly..
Eleven: I've been a little scarred by some of the fanfiction, actually...
Eleven: But I've started shipping Tenpetals!
Ten: .. is that..? Oh... I see..
Ten: Okay, then! :)
Ten: But, Chinny, won't you have foreknowledge now, if you've read about future selves?
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The Doctor Who Chatroom
FanfictionBasically, Doctor Who characters and a TARDIS load of other crazy fandoms meet on an online chatroom, with catastrophic results. Involving dance parties. And sentient bananas. Question: What could possibly go wrong when you put Doctor Who in an onl...
