Taken Over By...the Avengers?? What?

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{Tony has logged on}

{scienceiscool has logged on}

{scienceiscool has quickly changed his username to Bruce}

{BlackWidow has logged on}

{starsandstripes has logged on}

{Clint has logged on}

{YourRuler has logged on}

{THOR has logged on}

BlackWidow: Okay, before we all start making fun of each other's usernames, can we kick 'YourRuler' out?

Clint: At least it's not 'YourPencil' or 'YourEraser'

BlackWidow: That was a really bad pun.

Clint: Never mind.

Bruce: Wait, so Loki's on here? What? Thor, I thought you said he was dead!

THOR: LOKI??? BROTHER?? IS THAT YOU?

YourRuler: No, it's your sister.

THOR: WHAT I HAVE NO SISTER

YourRuler: Of course it's me, you buffoon! And, no, I am not your brother.

{DarthVader has logged on}

DarthVader: I am your father.

{DarthVader has logged off}

starsandstripes: Ooooh! I understood that reference! Star Trek!

Tony: STAR WARS!!!!! NOT STAR TREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bruce: :-( I like Star Trek.

Tony: Star Wars is better.

Bruce: No it isn't.

Tony: Yes it is.

BlackWidow: Guys??? Loki?? Remember?

Tony: Oh, yeah. Loki, get out.

YourRuler: Why?

Tony: Because I said so.

YourRuler: Why?

Tony: Why did I say "so"? Because the letters 's' and 'o' go together to form a word that is only useful as a come-back and is the reason you should leave. Now.

YourRuler: Why?

Tony: Because you're annoying and also dead. Bye!

YourRuler: No.

Tony: No, what?

YourRuler: No, I am not dead.

Tony: Well, then, someone solve that! Bruce, go squish him again.

Bruce: I'm busy!

Tony: Fine. Romanoff, go...do your agent-y thing.

BlackWidow: My agent-y thing?

Tony: Find Loki and make him dead again!

BlackWidow: I'm busy.

Tony: Fine!! Katniss, go-

Clint: Excuse me?

Tony: Go get rid of Loki!

THOR: BROTHER HOW DO YOU LIVE? THIS IS WONDERFUL!

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