The Doctor Who Chatroom

Let's Pretend This Has A Title, Eh?

{Clara has logged on} 

{Rose has logged on} 

{Donna has logged on} 

Donna: oi 

Rose: ? what are you oi-ing about, Donna? 

Donna: that's just how I greet people

Clara: so girls I've had an idea 

Rose: Don't you mean the author of the chatroom had an idea? :)

Clara: let's not go there Rose

Clara: let's not 

Clara: Anyway, it seems the Doctors are always pranking us. It seems high time we prank them. 

Rose: Oh? I don't think they prank us. 

Donna: Besides, I feel like this chapter has already been done 

Clara: OH MY GOD COULD YOU JUST HEAR ME OUT 

Rose: jam your hype Clara 

Clara: 

Clara: what does that mean? 

Rose: I dunno the author looked up British slang for chill out --- 

Clara: Anywayyy er I think we should prank the Doctors by pretending we're in a fix.  Like a life-threatening fix. 

Donna: That seems mean.

Donna: but then again 

Donna: What is life but lots of mean 

Chatroom: No need to get so existentially violated, Donna. 

Clara: RIGHT WE'RE DOING IT ALRIGHT  

Rose: wait 

{Clara has invited the Doctors} 

{Only the NuWho Doctors have shown up because the Author is rubbish at writing for the ClassicWho Doctors, sorry mates} 

Nine: BANANAS 

Nine: sorry that just slipped out, how are you all? 

Clara: Doctor we're in danger

TheDoctors:

TheDoctors: ... 

Nine: I told you not to wander off?!?!?! 

Ten: ROSE AND DONNA I WILL RESCUE YOU also you Clara, I don't really know you COMING TO SAVE YOU WHERE ARE YOU 

Eleven: just a mo I'm at a 1920s amusement park 

Twelve: why though 

Twelve: also Clara please don't die

Rose: yeah, we're.. we're in a real proper fix? I think? 

Donna: the kettle's boiling I'll be right back 

Clara: AHHH 

Clara: YOU GUYS, YOUR ACTING WAS HORRID 

Clara: MY PLAN HAS FAILED 

Ten: Plan? 

Ten: ROSE ARE YOU ALRIGHT 

Rose: Yeah, I mean we were pranking you? Also I can't stop ending my sentences with exclamation marks? why?