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Random stuff

I understand all the bad religious Utah stuff, but I also love him having bob belcher vibes and being a bi dad that loves his wife and kids 

One of the states child proofing everything one day and they find Florida looking angry curled up in a ball on the floor because he couldn't open what ever it was that got child proofed lmao

What did they do before the statehouse? They moved for the series, so what happened before? 

Florida learned French for Louisiana

Florida secretly likes musicals 

What would California's favorite book be? 

Jaxon studies history and linguistics 

Both Jaxon and Kingsley like Greek mythology

I was going to make a joke about how Florida runs the Wendy's twitter account but then I realized it could also be California or New York

Florida spamming Texas with the cowboy needs a hat TikTok sound

Florida could quote any TikTok trend/vine around California or Utah's kids and they'd all finish the quote

Florida and California using quotes whenever the others annoy them

California: Say Colorado

Colorado: What?

Florida, running by screaming: I'M A GIRAFFE 

DC: [Does something stupid]

California: What the FUCK is up Kyle

California: No, what did you say dude??

California: Step the Fuck up 'kay

DC: What?