Lord give me strength

I just love their dynamic,,, so much

There's a lot this chapter

Ot3 Version: 

Utah carries them to bed when they fall asleep at the couch or their desk 

Illithyia teases both the most

Utah coming home after a bad day and smiling immediately at the two of them together gives me life

Coco tries to adopt every dog they see and Illithyia has to be the one to say no because Utah sure as fuck won't

Coco needs someone to lay on him sometimes (mans just needs a hug) and both are happy to help

Utah having Musical Adam Maitland vibes when it comes to both of them 

Utah has to wrap gifts for both of them during Christmas, Illithyia and Coco both suck at it (if they celebrate Christmas)

Coco and Illithyia trade sleeping in the middle

Coco's the only one who can actually cook

Utah can do really basic things (mostly box/can stuff) and Illithyia just can't cook 

Coco doesn't really live with them but will pop in randomly and scare the crap out of them without meaning to 

Three idiots go to walmart (the video but the next part works too) but it's these three: 

Coco's really clingy the entire time (neither mind) 

Illithyia points to everything and explains what they could use it for

Coco puts a bunch of random things in the cart and Utah puts them back

Open relationship version

I kind of figured this one would be Illithyia realizing how Utah feels about coco while they're talking one day and she knows Utah still loves her so she encourages him to ask him out

There's a lot of communication 

Illithyia and Coco talking about Utah (they just love him)

Illithyia and Coco like teaming up to make Utah as flustered as possible

Illithyia and Coco being friends

General: 

Sometimes I get sad other times I think of Utah and his kids falling asleep on the couch watching a movie or something 

Utah tucking his kids in

(Kind of angsty? Maybe?) Utah sitting alone in his car just thinking because he's trying so hard not to be a bad parent and to set a good example, but if he acts too religious or says the wrong thing or acts the wrong way it could hurt his kids or they might start acting like that and he wants to be a good father for them

Utah and Illithyia have somewhat same energy as the "sneaked out of our wedding to get pizza picture"

Utah and Illithyia playing video games with the kids

Coco playing minecraft with them a lot 

Utah adopted Cali the second he heard Cali's playlists

Utah encourages all of the states hobbies (so long as they aren't dangerous/harmful) 

Utah lowkey teasing DC about how he manages the states bc it's not that different from him and his kids

Utah and Illithyia but "Only us"

Last thing, a dumb incorrect quote: 

Utah: You guys have to be nicer to each other

Florida: What? You don't control us, who cares?

Texas: Yeah, you ain't our parent

Utah, being Utah: I am now

Florida: What're you gonna do? Give us a bedtime or somethin-

Utah: Yes, 10pm and you're both grounded

Texas: Wait-

Florida: What the fuck? No-

Utah: 9

Florida: Wait no I'm sorry-