Lord give me strength

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A/N: here are some ship headcanons and incorrect quotes for all the comments I've seen recently (there are comments and they are GOLD)

Florida: I love you

DC: love you too-

Florida: [slams his hands on the table] I love you more

(After Florida begs him for weeks)

Florida: Truth or dare

DC: *exasperated* truth

Florida: do you want to kiss me

DC: dare

Florida: [moves closer] I dare you to kiss me

DC: 

DC: never have I ever-

Florida: that's not the gaME

DC: [passed out on the couch]

[front door opens]

Florida: DC!!!! 

DC:

DC: *grumpily* what

Florida: I CAUGHT A BIRD!! *muffled chirping sounds can be heard*

DC: *sleepily* That's nice

DC:...

DC: WAIT WHAT?! PUT IT BACK-

Texas: so are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Florida: I'm a knife

Louisiana and DC, from across the room: He's a little spoon

Florida: You're face angers me

DC: is that...affection to you?

Florida: SHUT up

DC: [crashed on the couch]

Florida, drunk: [crawls on top of him and curls up]

DC: [wakes up for just long enough to smile and pet his hair] love you too

Florida would definitely meet DC at the airport, but be there holding a huge sign that says 'NERD' and no one can convince me otherwise

Florida, randomly rolling over at 3 AM: why was I cursed with all of the dummy and none of the thicc

DC: I hope you know this haunts me

Florida: good

DC: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium 

Florida: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick

DC: it's dark out here-

Florida: don't worry, I got this! 

[He stomps his feet and his sketcher light up]

DC: why are you like this

Florida, glaring at DC: te amo

DC: ???

Florida, still glaring: Estoy enamorado de ti