4 ships this time
Ship 1
Georgia: I'm going to bed
Florida: suns upside down is still suns
Georgia:
Florida: And-
DC, dragging Florida away: Good night!
[Texting]
Florida: DC
Florida: Babe
Florida: Angelface
Florida: Sugar
Florida: Baby
Florida: If you don't respond soon the pet names are gonna start getting meaner
Florida: Bowl of cereal that's been sitting out for like an hour
DC: Help
DC: I told Florida I'd make dinner tonight but I don't know how to cook
Georgia, pouring milk into a cereal bag: And you thought I'd be able to help?
Florida: Wow! The stars are really beautiful tonight
Georgia: Yeah
Florida: You know who else is really beautiful?
Florida & Georgia: DC
Florida: Is something burning?
Georgia and DC: Just our love for you
Florida: The kitchen is on fire
DC: I would do anything for you
Florida: Eat 3 meals and have 8 glasses of water a day
Georgia: Have a healthy sleep schedule
DC:
DC: Anything else for you-
Georgia: 3 meals and 8 glasses of water a day
Florida: enough sleep
DC: you two are asking a bit much-
Georgia: [wrapping him in a blanket] no we aren't
Florida: If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd only have a dollar because you're all I think about
DC: [voice cracking] have fun being broke
Ship 2
Florida, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
DC: You did WHAT–
Louisiana: William Snakepeare
Texas: Florida! I have something Really important to tell you!
Florida: Hmm?
Texas: I know this may be hard to hear, but...
Florida: What is it?
Texas: ...DC...
Florida: What?! What happened with DC?!
Texas: He's... He's cheating on you with Lousiana! I'm so sorry you had to find out like this!
Florida:
Florida, who is dating both: Okay, here's the thing.
DC: I don't think anyone would be able to love me
Florida & Louisiana: Bold words from someone in hugging range
Florida: hey guys can we leave i really don't want to get possessed again
DC and Louisiana: AGAIN??!!
Ship 3
California and New York: [cuddling on the couch happily]
Florida: [snuggles in between them] Ahh, this is nice
New York: the fuck
California: What did you do?!
Florida: I did my bestpacito...
New York: Get the fuck out of my car.
California: Come on you two! Talk to each other already!
New York: After what he did? I don't think so.
Florida: Please, New York? I said I'm sorry and I told you I'll make it up to ya!
New York: I'VE BEEN SAVING THOSE M&M's SINCE THIS MORNING, FLORIDA!
New York: [driving Florida and California home] Wanna stop at subway?
Florida: Yeah, actually, I was just thinking about that. I'm really cravin-
New York: Cool I don't.
California: [from the back of the car] McDonalds?
New York: McDonalds.
Florida: [high pitch] last christmas
California: It's 3 am-
Florida: I gave you my heart
New York: Go the fuck to bed
Florida: But the very next day
New York: I swear to god
Florida: you said you were gay
New York:
Florida:
California: [shoves him off the bed]
California: good night
Florida: [rolls over] bees Don't have lungs
New York: Go to bed
Florida: or eyelashes
California: it's 2AM
Ship 4
California: 1 in 3 people are gay
Texas and Louisiana: I hope it's Florida, he's cute
Florida: -pulls Texas and Louisiana close- Mine.
Texas and Louisiana: -pause, then nodding in agreement and shrugging- Basically.
Texas: I'm fucking hilarious
Louisiana: so am I
Florida, walking past them: please call me by my name
Texas: ...
Louisiana: ...
Texas: wait what
YOU ARE READING
Lord give me strength
FanfictionBased on the series 'Welcome to the Statehouse' by Ben Brainard on Youtube/TikTok/Instagram
