Lord give me strength

I have actual chapters planned I swear

Nevada: Y'know what

Nevada: Be trans throw hands

Utah: Are ya winning son?

Trans Jaxon: W-what?

Utah: I said, are ya winning, son?

Jaxon, tearing up: I know...it's just

Jaxon: That's the first time you've called me "son"

Utah, hugging him: I'm proud of you

Washington: [talking]

Washington: [gets distracted]

Washington:

Washington: Sorry, I saw a dog

Gov: Well well well, if it isn't my old friend, the dawning realization that I fucked up real bad

Massachusetts: If our father ever forgets us, in reality he did not forget us he just really wanted to abandon us

Florida: Just ask Louisiana out already. The worst he can say is no

California: Yeah, but that would be devastating

Florida: California is one of the dumbest and smartest people I know

Florida: He does stupid things in a really smart way

Florida: It's chaotic

Florida:

Florida: I love it

New York: [points at Mass] fuck you

New York: [points at New Jersey] fuck you

New York: [points at Alaska] you're cool

New York: [points at Florida] and fuck you

New York: I'm out

Alabama: Fitness tip: Never stop pushing yourself

Alaska: Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Alabama: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2.

New York: Eat a whole cake instead of a slice.

Florida: Burn someone's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Gov: Okay uh what the fuck-

Florida: If I were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise

California: I beg to differ-

Florida: Then beg.

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