Eret x Reader one-shots

~Chaos~

Fun fact: i had this idea cause of myself lol

Summary: Y/N's more chaotic than TommyInnit himself

Pronouns: They/Them

Type: Fluff

Warnings:swearing

Relationship: ❤️L o v e r s❤️

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"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!"
You yell at your boyfriend from your seat on the floor. Eret rubs his eyes, and sighs, looking at you.
"Y/N, you-"

"NOOOOOOO!!!"
You yell, cutting him off. You bound away, and yes, bound, you're acting like a frog? Is that even the right word? In any case, you put your hands on the ground, pushing your legs after them to meet your hands.
Needless to say, when you started doing this, Eret was beyond confused.
He sighs again, following you.
"STOP FOLLOWING ME, PUSSYBOY!!"
You exclaim, and he just stares down at you in confusion.
You continue to 'run' from him, before falling face-first onto the carpet.
"I HATH FALLEN!!"
You yell, Eret stares at you as you get back up.
He has given up.
Oh wait, he could get help. Maybe- probably.
He pulls out his phone, opening discord and opening the Dream SMP chat. This was the only way he could get help with- yes.
The_Eret
Help

Dream
whats wrong

The_Eret
Y/N's being chaotic again

Dream
oh

Technoblade
to be honest eret, that sounds like it's your problem

Sapnap
Agreed

TommyInnit
wait what
oh
lol

The_Eret
gee thanks for the help guys-

Dream
what do u want us to say
capture the child?
(CHILD BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A CHILD, I DO NOT SUPPORTS MAPS AND AAMS OR SHIT LIKE THAT- I SWEAR-)

TommyInnit
yeah

The_Eret
capture the child it is

SapNap
okay then
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(wtf's a timezone? who needs that shit)
(it's been over a month since i updated this book and i was working on this chapter— WTF IS MY HUMOR WHY IS THAT FUNNY, THE TIMEZONE THING- PLS—)

"Y/N!"
Eret calls, getting your attention.
"THAT'S YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS Y/N TO YOU!!"
You yell, and bound over to him.
He gently places his hand on your head and crouches down to you.
He wraps his arms around you quickly, tackling you to the ground.
You screech as you fall, Eret not letting go of you.
"Hey! You little butt!"
You pout, and Eret just starts laughing. You start to giggle along with him, turning so you faced him.
Continuing to laugh, you put your head on his chest. His laughing comes to a stop,  and he holds you close to him, and eventually, despite it being kind of uncomfortable, you both fell asleep cuddling on the floor.
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Eret but ✨s o f t✨
lmao imagine if Eret read this
If you ever do find this Eret
uhm 👁👁💧
hi ilysm 💞💕
yA
Have a great day/night/whateva
-Eli💕