Eret x Reader one-shots

you're worth it :] (BOUNDARIES)

hey sexies
uh
yeah
words
i'm so good at this
so here we go
boundaries

NSFW
I dislike nsfw unless i comment on it or like make a joke about it

SHIPPING
Platonically, i'm good
romantically, nah.
especially if it's a friend or something, i don't like that
going into NSFW here, no NSFW of course, i am but a middle schooler
(yes still)

FANART
You are completely allowed to make art based on my fics, and if i do a face reveal on here, yeah! You can also draw me on my description, idc if you draw me plus sized or not it's not offensive to me
[updated description]
Blonde with brown/dark roots, and Shoulder length hair
I'm always in shorts and a rainbow hoodie of some kind
(thanks keyboard for suggesting panic after 'and a' there)
As i said, plus sized but not much cause of — personal problems 😍
i'm still 5'2 lol
uh— my hoodie sleeves are usually rolled up but i occasionally wear rainbow elbow-length fingerless gloves
i currently have white shoes with like beads on the laces
uh yeah
about it ig

TIKTOK
You all can go attempt to find my tiktok, i don't care
please don'g call me beautiful or gorgeous or anything fem except pretty
pretty is the exception
masc compliments, genderless
compliments, and pretty :]

EXTRAS
please don't compare me to other people
i don't mind idolizing, but don't tell me i'm your idol
i don't like being called an 'Eret simp' by other people
'why do you write like that' is prohibited
no ender language/enchantment table language without translation
no homophobia, transphobia, in general LGBTQ+ phobia, racism, sexism, anti-vaxxers, trumpies/trumpettes, neopronoun antis, schlantis, fundy antis, in general don't anti anybody unless you can give me proof [not twitter or discord ss, they don't count], cmc fans (as long as you don't support what he did and just want him to come back you're welcome), people who genuinely use 🥺🥵😡🤬😱😂🤣 or like those cringe emojis, etc.
no begging for face reveal
oh also i don't like dnfers with like one exception being my one irl friend, dnf jokes are fine as long as you don't mean them
friendly bullying is fine
i don't use tone indicators like, ever, i find them cringe, but if you can't tell if i was being serious or not just tell me, it's okay
I say 'love you' to you all, you guys can say it back, friendly reminder it's platonic though!
this hasn't happened yet, but if i put a TW on something and you read it despite having trauma or being triggered by that, that's on you, not me

anything else you'd like me to address? feel free to ask, also i'm doing another Q&A!
have a great day/night/whateva
-Mellohi/Goblin/Ethereal <33

P.S.
when will i stop changing my name?
never
deal with it 🙄🤚
love you guys <333