Eret x Reader one-shots

-mmm tasty *snort*-

lol
i hate this fandom lol
it's gotten really toxic 😐
i'm staying though lol

by the way
i'm gonna start using different pronouns for eret
obviously still use he/him but you know what i mean lol

Summary: ok

Pronouns:They/Them

Type: fluff

Warnings: food if that triggers anyone here idk

Relationship: 💕L O V E R S💕
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"Eret?"
You opened the door to your shared bedroom, as your boyfriend looked over at you.
"Hmm?"
He brought his eyes from his phone, drawing his attention to you.
"Can we uhm... make cupcakes together...?"
You ask, walking slightly closer to the bed.
As soon as you finished your sentence, Eret was up.
"Is that a yes?"
You giggle slightly, and he nods, ready for you to lead the way to the kitchen.
You smile, and walk out the bedroom door and into the kitchen.
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"I bought cake mix when i left a few days ago."
You smile, showing him the box of mix.
"Alright!"
He smiled as you walked over to the sink.
"Open the box up— then wash your germy hands. I don't want to eat hand germs."
(i want to add an odd flirty part here. hm. debating. whatever, have an ounce of spice.)
"You eat my mouth germs every day, what's wrong with my hands?"
He teased you, putting their hand on your chin and making you look at him before giving you a kiss.
Your cheeks lit a red color, and you frowned.
"How rude."
You scoffed jokingly, turning your head back to washing your hands.
"At least do your job, bro."
You flicked some of the water off your hands into the sink before looking at Eret who had turned to the counter where you set the cake mix.
"I literally kissed you two seconds ago don't call me bro-"
They had opened the box partially when you splashed him with water.
"You little shit."
He looked at you, just as you started to run.
Him being 6'3, you were considerably shorter so you could probably get past him at some point, if you ended up needing to.
"Get back here-!"
He started chasing after you as you left the kitchen, ran down the hall and into the bathroom.
You shut the door and locked it before he caught up.
"No- not fair-"
He frowned, sighing as he stood outside the door.
"You started this!"

"Whatever! Truce! I want to make cupcakes-."
Eret frowned, wanting you to come out so you could actually make the treats.
"FiIiIiIiIIiIne."
You groaned, exiting the bathroom.
"Come on, they won't make themselves!"
He grabbed your hand, dragging you back into the kitchen.

"Okay, what first?"
Eret asks, letting go of your hand and putting his hands on his hips.
"Well first, you wash your hands while i get stuff out."
You pointed at the sink, and he sighed.
"Right, right, fine."
He turned to the sink, and turned the water on.
"And don't forget you called a truce."
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Upon finishing the batter, you started putting the cupcake liners in the pans, and as Eret pointed out, 'they're gay cupcakes' due to the rainbow liners.
When you finished putting the liners in, Eret demanded that you let him fill them with the batter.
"Just let me do it, okay? After all, i'm a ✨professional✨."
He smiled, doing little jazz hands.
"Fine. I'll watch you so you don't fill them up too much."
In the end, he made a mess.
There was cake batter everywhere, on his hands, some had even gotten on his shirt.
And the entire time, you sat there and laughed.
"You're a dick! We wasted like half the batter cause of you!"
He frowned, putting the blame on you, jokingly of course.
"You're the one who insisted on doing it!"
You laughed at him some more as he stared at his hands, before he looked at you.
"Calm down my pretty princess, it's just cake- batter..."
He booped your nose, the cake batter transferring partially to your nose.
"Do you mind-?"
You frowned at him, and he got close to your face.
"No."
He said, giving you a peck on your nose.
"After all, it is just cake batter."
He smirked, washing the cake batter from his hands.
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As you made the frosting, Eret already seemed to be tired. It was slightly obvious cause the entire time he just wrapped you in a hug from behind as you were trying to do things.
But hey, maybe when the cupcakes are done he'll be happy.
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You pulled the cupcakes from the fridge, and set them on the counter.
"Eret! Come here!"
You called him, you could frost and decorate them then eat them.
"Gimme a second!"
He replied from the bedroom, and before too long you heard him stomping down the hall.
Platform boy.
When he came into the kitchen, he smiled at you.
You looked up at him, and frowned.
"Seems you've grown about seven inches."
He smiles, and you start getting out the extra decorations you'd bought.
"Oh- right, hey, they had gay sprinkles."
You set the two small containers of sprinkles on the counter, and go back to the fridge and get out strawberries.
Eret seemed to very much like the sprinkles you purchased, as he was just staring at them.
"I can't eat these ones, that's cannibalism-"
He showed you the pink, blue, and purple ones.
"Well for that matter you can't eat the cupcakes at all, since you pointed out the rainbow liners i bought."
He gasps dramatically.
"Oh no! Whatever will i do? it's not like you're supposed to take the wrapper off anyways— and it's not like tHey'Re LiTerAL sPRiNkLeS anD dOn'T HAvE feeLINgs, learn how to take a joke bro."
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After the two of you finished decorating them, you both grabbed one of the cupcakes and did a little 'cheers' with them.
You took the wrapper off and basically shoved the whole thing in your mouth, getting frosting all over your face.
Eret hadn't even taken a bite of his, before he started laughing at you.
"That was so dumb oh my god—..."
He smiled and set his down, grabbing a hand towel and started wiping off your face.
"You know i can- do it myself, right?"
You asked him, voice muffled by cupcake.
"Yeah i know."
He gave a you another peck on the nose before picking up his cupcake again.
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how the fuck
does this chapter
have 1,072 words
jesus christ
also
speaking of jesus
i'm an atheist and i'm going to church camp soon
so i won't update for around a week or so
i might have a mental breakdown and come back early though lol
#quirky #aesthetic
uhm yuh 🤪
have a great day/night/whateva
-Mellohi <3

P.S.
I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH :D <3333