Haikyuu Ship Oneshots

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🧡shōyō🧡 added Kageyama🏐, mr kiyoko, NOYA 😎, Asahi, suga, Daichi Sawamura, tsukishima, yamaguchi🍄, Ukai, Takeda👨‍🏫 , BOKUTO, akaashi, kenma, Kuroo, Lev🤫, yaku, Ushijima Wakatoshi, tEnDō, tooru 😗✌, Iwaizumi, terushima😝,🌸yachi🌸, Kiyoko

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🧡shōyō🧡: Hi everybodyyy

Kageyama🏐: What is this for

tsukishima: im leaving

yamaguchi🍄: no you're not tsuki. you're gonna stay here and observe the drama

tsukishima: true

Ukai: im not going to supervise all these other kids

🧡shōyō🧡: You don't have to I just made this so we can talk. You can leave if you really want to

BOKUTO: HELLO

Kuroo: HEY

terushima😝: damn i dont know any of yall

🌸yachi🌸: isnt he the guy who was being weird to Kiyoko-san? (¬_¬ )

mr kiyoko: YEAH EW GET AWAY TERUSHIMA 🏌️‍♂️

Daichi Sawamura: Maybe you should change your name then try again...

mr kiyoko: WHAT WHY???

NOYA 😎: ...

mr kiyoko: oh.

NOYA 😎 changed mr kiyoko's name to baldass

baldass: HEY ＞︿＜

suga: wait why can we change other peoples names that should be illegal or something

 tooru 😗✌: idk but im keeping mine. iwachan on the other hand...

 tooru 😗✌ changed Iwaizumi's name to iwa-chan💖

iwa-chan💖: what the fuck oikawa

tooru 😗✌: WHAAAT?? it was boring before :P

tEnDō: for the love of volleyball can someone PLEASE change ushiwakas name 😭

Ushijima Wakatoshi: I don't see any problems with it, Tendō.

tooru 😗✌ changed Ushijima Wakatoshi's name to oikawaisthebest

tooru 😗✌: there u go 😘

oikawaisthebest: I fully believe you are a good volleyball player, Oikawa, just not the best.

oikawaisthebest changed their name to Ushijima

Ushijima: Is this better than having my full name, Tendō? Was their something wrong with it before?

tEnDō: there was nothin wrong with it but it needed a little UGMPH, ya know?

tEnDō: and its fine the way it is now (～￣▽￣)～

Lev🤫: like mine. do i have "UGMPH"?

yaku: u have ur name with a shushing emoji 🤨i wouldnt really call that UGMPH

Lev🤫: at least mine HAS and emoji "yaku" 😑

kenma: stfu lev

 Lev🤫: ok "kenma" 😑😑

kenma: stfu

🧡shōyō🧡: KENMAAA

kenma: hey ^_^

🧡shōyō🧡: i was waiting for you to show up!

kenma: aww

Kuroo: im your bff how come i dont get this treatment 😤

BOKUTO: BRO WHATABOUT ME

akaashi: bokuto-san, then what about me?

BOKUTO: I can have more than one bestie ಠ_ಠ

akaashi: exactly. so can kenma

kenma: i thank god every day for akaashi keiji

Kuroo: KENMA WHAT ABOUT MEEE

BOKUTO: WHAT ABOUT ME DUDE??! MEEE?!

kenma: kuro we hang out all the time be quiet

yamaguchi🍄: tsuki did you really let these guys help you at training camp?...

tsukishima: yeah idk how that worked out

yamaguchi🍄: they seem a bit...

tsukishima: ik

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A/N: Something a lil different I guess...? Don't worry though- I won't be turning this into a chat fic. This is just here for fun!