the ot9 reality show!

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[shot from the air over the LA, transitioning to the shot of all the cars going and pulling up to the mansion one by one. the mansion now comes into the view as all of the reality stars start exiting their cars]

Liam.[leaving the car, looking up at the mansion in front of him]

Liam.[confession room]
We finally got to the mansion...and holy shit...it's huge

Zayn.[leaves the car only to notice...]

Zayn.[confession room]
I got to the mansion...and this walking controversial british ass is standing infront of it...making his driver take photos of him.

Liam.[confession room]
Gram game stays strong!

Gigi.[confession room]
I literally got here and stood in front of the mansion, looking around or at least trying to, when I saw this Zayn guy spray controversial Liam with a water hose...my thoughts, it's eight in the morning, calm the hell down and oh so god help you, if that water hits my hair!

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Taylor.[in the kitchen, with her oven glows,talking the cookies out]
Perfect!

Maya.[entering the house with Niall, Calum and Ashton following behind her]
We're here bitches!

Michael.[pushes through pass Ashton and Calum who were hogging the front door, taking a step back as he smelled something]

Michael.[confession room]
So I walk into the house...the first thought that hit me was...we're actually going to be living here and the second thought was...who the hell was already burning the house down?

Taylor.[confession room]
Okay...so the cookies haven't really turned out...the best...sure I never really baked cookies...or anything before...but Gordon Ramsey made it look so easy!

Michael.[confession room]
Danielle Cohn makes pregnancy look so easy, yet you don't see me getting a girl pregnant!

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Harry.[walking into the house with a huge black hat and black raybans on]

Eleanor.[gets out of the closet, fixing her hair and dress, her lipstick all smudged]

Harry.[confession room]
We've been here for five minutes and this girl is already popping her pussy...for MY post-mates delivery guy...I...I haven't had my coffee yet, which HE HAD TO BRING ME, I'm not prepared for this.

Harry.[pushing the postmates guy out of the house, slamming the door behind him]
You're so not getting a tip!

Eleanor.[standing behind Niall, smirking a bit]

Harry.[rolling his eyes, as he pushes pass the girl]
You discust me.

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Eleanor.[confession room]
For some reason, I wasn't let to go to our rooms until everybody showed up...I wonder why?

Calum.[going towards THE closet]

Harry.[pulling him back, giving him the look]
I wouldn't go there

Calum.[protesting]
But my backpack-

Harry.[deadpanned, walking away]
Is dead.

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Shot of the guys and the girls walking into their bedrooms.

Maya.[looking around the room in awe]
Holy-

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