Tomtord Oneshots

V Is For Valentine

Sorry, this is late but here's a short special Valentine chappy XD
Takes place in highschool but they all live in the same dorm~
Prepare to hear Valentine very often and to bare with me on the puns. 👌
Enjoy!
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Today was Valentine's day, one of Matt's favourite days for certain reasons. One of them being that he can watch his Matt on Matt actions without being bothered by the others.
Another was because Edd was especially affectionate.
"Good morning~" Edd greeted as two men trotted down the stairs.
"Morning," Tord yawned.
Tom just grunted.
"You know what day it is today?" Edd asked the two.
The two just looked at him with a weird look.
"What're you talking about?" Tord asked as he sipped on his tea.
"Wait-- don't tell me it's already your birthday," Tom squinted.
"NO! It's Valentine's!" Matt yelled.
The other two 'oh'ed.

For Edd, this was an opportunity to throw cheesy puns at his friends.
"Hey, Tord," Edd smirked.
"Hm?" Tord hummed as he continued sipping on his green tea.
"I love you so matcha," Edd giggled.
"Oh my god-" Tord groaned as the others followed.

Tom took out last night's left over pizza from the fridge.
"Who wants breakfast?" Tom asked.
He opened the box and just as he did, Edd said something.
"Tom," He said.
"What? How many slices do you want?" Tom asked as he turned.
"You've stolen a pizza my heart," Edd snickered.
"Jesus fuck, Edd...," Tom whined.
Tom watched Edd turn to Matt.

Matt was cutting a few slices from a loaf of bread. He was making sandwiches for everyone to eat at lunch.
"Hey, Matthew," Edd smiled.
"Y-yes, Edd?" Matt knew it was coming.
"Guess what,"
"What?"
"You're the loaf of my life,"
"Very flattering...," Matt rolled his eyes.

Soon, it was time to go to school. The boys packed up and locked the door. As they were walking, many people were gathered up at an area.
"What's going on there?" Matt asked.
"Hm, I don't know," Tord answered.
"Let's go see!" Edd ran towards the crowd, his friends following behind.

"Hiya, what's happening?" Edd asked the student who was at the back of a line.
"Oh, you haven't heard? The council is having this Valentine's event where you pick a piece of paper that has a number on it. Then, you have to try and find another person who has the same number as you. That person is your Valentine!" They beamed.
"Whoa, cute!" Matt clapped his hands together.
"Since when did school do these kind of things?" Tom raised a brow.
"C'mon, guys! Let's get one," Edd smiled.
"Fine, but I'm not doing anything with it," Tord sighed.
"Same," Tom replied.
"Ugh, okay, okay!" Edd pouted.

"Please pick one, thank you!" The student behind the bowl said.
The four picked one, rummaging through it with their hands. Once they all picked, they left.
"Show me!" Edd tried glancing at Tord's.
"N-no," Tord blushed.
"What? Why not? I thought you didn't want to do anything?" Edd smirked.
"Shut up, I don't. That's why I don't want to show you," Tord folded the heart shaped paper in half.
"Me too," Tom did the same.
They both slipped it into their pockets.

"Whaaaat? You guys are no fun, my number is 37," Edd smiled.
"37?" Matt asked.
"Yep," Edd replied.
Matt handed Edd his heart.
"Oh," Edd chirped, "Then I guess you're my Valentine, Matt!"
Matt blushed.

Their first class was Math. They were revising on algebra and angles for their quiz. Edd leaned into Matt.
"You're as sweet as Pi, " He whispered.
"Thanks, you're such acute Valentine," Matt replied.
Edd blushed.
"You're the ruler of my heart," Edd whispered.
"Are you a 90° angle?" Matt asked quietly.
"Why?"
"Because I think we fit just right,"
The two giggled.

"MISS, MATT AND EDD ARE BEING ANNOYING!" Tom blurted.
"Wha-"
"They're being lovey dovey and telling each other shitty math Valentine puns!" Tord said.
"Oh, c'mon, guys! You didn't have to tell her," Edd face palmed.
"We told you two to shut up twice," Tom said.
"O-oh," Matt scratched the back of his head.
"You two, detention!" The old teacher scowled.
Tord and Tom snickered as the other two groaned.

"You two suck!" Edd punched his friends lightly.
"Oh no, I'm gonna die, you punched me," Tom said in a childish tone.
Tord laughed at that, his paper flying out. Edd saw this, dashing towards it.
"Shit!" Tord cussed.
The Norwegian pounced onto Edd, trying to snatch his paper back.
"NUMBER TWEN--" Tord swiped it away.
"Dang it, it's twenty something though~" Edd smirked.
Tord grunted and shoved his paper back in his pocket.

They walked up to their lockers, Tom's brother Theo attacking Tom from behind.
"HOLY-" Theo had dropped an ice cube down Tom's hoodie.
"Shit, shit, shit! That's cold as fuck!" Tom placed around trying to get the cold item out.
Theo laughed at him.

"Happy Val!" Theo greeted Tom's friends.
"Happy Val to you too," Edd smiled.
"You ass," Tom smacked his brother's head.
"How many Vals did you get, bro?" He asked, rubbing his head.
"I don't fucking know," Tom huffed.
He opened his locker and a sea of letters flowed out.
"Oh wow," Tord laughed.
He opened his and the same thing happened. Tord stopped laughing. He picked one up and read it.
"You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life- Edd, did you do this?" Tord asked.
Edd shook his head. Tom picked one of his up.
"You're o-fish-ally the hottest. These are terrible," Tom cringed.

A few hours later, it was lunch time. We don't want the boring parts for we now.
"Hey, Tord?" Tom pulled Tord by his sleeve to stop him.
"Yeah?" Tord hummed.
"Uhhhhhh- " Tom blinked, "Follow me. Please."
"Okay?" Tord said unsurely.
They stopped in front of their lockers.
"What's up?" Tord smiled.
"Could you check your bag? For a Val?" Tom asked.
"Um? Ok?" Tord obliged and did so, "No."
"Lemme see," Tom took Tord's bag.
Tord watched as Tom basically shoved himself into the large black bag.
"Nevermind," Tom looked away.
"What was that for?" Tord asked.
"Nothing," Tom looked like he accomplished something.

"Oh my gosh! These are super cute!" Edd beamed.
Matt had packed heart shaped sandwiches.
"Yeah, how'd you do it?" Tom asked.
"I used cookie cutters and cut the bread before adding in the other stuff. I thought it'd match the special occasion," Matt smiled.
"They're adorably delicious," Tord stuffed himself with them.
"We should stick together! Get it? Because sandwiches have two bread stick toge-"
"Shut up," Tom threw a bottle at Edd.

*Timeskip because I'm lazy and because there's nothing else interesting to write*

"Ughh, I'm so tired," Tord whined as he finished his dinner.
"You always say that," Tom stretched.
"It's because it's true," Tord smiled.
Tom blushed.
"Who wants to have a pun battle?~" Edd asked.
"Oh God no...," Tom hid his face in his hands.
Tom and Tord had to listen to Edd and Matt yelling puns at each other for the next hour.

"Good night, guys," Edd yawned.
"Finally," Tord whispered to himself.
"Lights out!" Edd yelled as he turned off all the lights down stairs.
Tord walked to his room, carrying his clothes. He was already in his pyjamas, if you could call a black shirt and boxers pyjamas.

He sighed as he tossed his clothes into a basket. He flopped onto his bed to sleep but felt something on his hand. It was his Valentine heart with the printed number 21 on it.
"Fuck, my phone," Tord cursed.
He walked towards his school bag and opened it. He saw a small red box. It wasn't his. He pulled it out and examined it. 'Valentine' was printed on it.
"Oh??"

He opened it, the typical box of chocolates. Tord blushed. Who could've slipped something like this inside? Oh well. Tord placed it on his desk, noticing the small note on the bottom of the box fly off. He picked it up.
"I like you okay? Shut up. -Tom" Tord read aloud.
There was a few seconds of silence.
"WAIT WHAT-" Tord burned the colour red.

Tom laid on his bed, staring at the number 21 on his Valentine heart.
"WAIT WHAT-" was heard from Tord's room, although quite muffled.
Tom smirked, he must've found it. His mission was complete...

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(1410 words)
Hope you liked that rushed chap XD
Happy belated Valentine's! ❤