Tomtord Oneshots

Total crap I got tired with (a joke)

I am back. (Was never gone)
Miu-Nightmare had asked for a second part for the eyeless british danger noodle.
So, you know the drill...
Mythical Serpent part 2222222222!!!!
But guess what, it's really bad. Really, I'm serious, it's so cheesy and stupid like those cliché romance movies.
Let's go, whoooooooo!!!!
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Tord went to Tom's house quite regularly everyday. He now knew Tom very well and his behaviors. For instance, his love for alcohol, especially Smirnoff (just pretend with me that it's already made). Somehow, even though immortals can't get drunk, he likes the tipsy feeling.

"How do you drink this stuff? A lot of it too...," Tord asked.
"It's good. You should try some." Tom chugged down another bottle.
"No, thanks." Tord rejected.
"C'mon, one glass?" Tom offered.
"Uhhh, okay. ONE." Tord agreed.
Tom handed Tord a glass of Smirnoff and snickered. Tord took a swing and almost instantly started coughing.
"What the fuck is this?!" Tord coughed.
Tom burst out laughing. He knew Tord wouldn't like it.
"It's what I drink." Tom said.
"No shit." Tord spat.
Tord handed the cup back to Tom and shook his head.
"Never again am I drinking Smirnoff." Tord stated.
The other nodded.

They were currently on Tom's bed, talking about random things. While Tom was seated on the edge, Tord was sitting under the covers.
"Do you ever get cold?" Tord asked.
"No, we can't get cold nor hot." Tom stated.
Tord nodded.
"Do you ever... Fall in love?" Tord asked.
He was blushing slightly. He had grown a liking to Tom and Matt called him his 'crush'.
"Of course." Tom said.
"Do you like anyone?" Tord asked.
"Well..." Tom paused, "... Yeah, I think I do."
"Oh, who?"
"Well, I can't tell you..."
"Do I know her?"
"Yeah, you know him."
"Him?!"
Tord never thought Tom would be interested in guys. He giggled but soon stopped.
"A Naga?" He asked.
"No." Tom answered.
"Huh?!"
This was getting confusing Tord so much. How can Tom, a naga, like a male human... Or another creature.
"H-human?" He asked.
"Yes." Tom responded, blushing.
Tord gasped. (Yeah, ik. I made him clueless even though it's obvious.)
"What do you like about him?" He asked.
"He's very fun to be around. He's cute on one side and hot on the other. He's not short but he's still smaller than me which I find adorable. He's kind and polite towards strangers and creatures, I admire this. Tom said.
"Oh. What about his looks?"
"Well..."
Tom thought about what to say so it won't be too obvious.
"His eyes are the most peculiar colour. Shining gold speckles in silver at day and pearl white glitter in crimson at dark. His hair is the colour of sweets and smells like cinnamon." He said.
"You..." Tord started.
"Hmm?
"...smelled his hair???"
"UhH- tHe WiNd! The wind, it, umm, blows the scent towards me."
"Haha, yeah because that would've been weird to...Smell someone's hair."
"Yeah, sorry."

There was silence for a bit.
"Is it..." Tord said.
Tom whipped his head to him. He couldn't of known.
"Me-"
"NO!" Tom cut him off quickly.
"-lisa?"
"Who?"
"Melisa."
"No, I don't even know who she is."
"Oh, that bitch."
There was more silence until Tord moved. He crawled over to Tom and stared at him. He put his hand on the others shoulder and raised his upper body up. He was now on the same height as Tom with his knees and hand supporting him. (Does this make any sense?)
"Who?" He asked.
"U." Tom blurted.
"Wha-"
"V! W, X, Y and Z. Yeah."

(At this point I gave up)
Tord smirked.
"It's me isn't it?" He said.
"What?! No...?" Tom protested.
"It's me!"
"No!"
"You like me!"
"Ugh!"
"You're in looooooove with me!"
"Stahp it!"
Tord pecked Tom on his cheek.
"Love ya too."
Tord suddenly passed out on Tom and they slept. Idfk.

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(654 words) lmao so short.
Sorry, ahahhahahaha.
This was so trash that I HAVE to rewrite it of course.
Just- uhhh. Just take this piece of bs as a joke. :')
I swear I'm working on more shots so fret not!
Sorry again. 😅