☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
Namjoon: Heyyy it's me Namjoon
???:W-Who are you?
Namjoon: istg Hoseok stop playing tricks
???: You got the wrong number
Namjoon: oh shit sorry dude
???: It's ok just don't text me again
Namjoon: why not?
???: I don't talk to strangers
Namjoon: Don't tell me ur straight
???:even if I wasn't I wouldn't tell you
Namjoon: so your gay?
???: I never said that either
Namjoon: Well I'll introduce myself then
Names Namjoon but call me daddy
I'm 25 and a virgin???: You didn't have to include how you were a virgin you know
Namjoon: Ik but like in case you want a dick in ya ;)
???:......
Namjoon: ur turn
???: Fine
Names Kim Seokjin but Jin for short
I'm 24 and gayNamjoon: so you are gay!!
Jin:ye
Namjoon: ✨Kween✨
Send me a pic of youJin: no way!!
You could be a hobo or a random old guy!!Namjoon: rude
But I'm not a hoboJin: then send me a pic
Namjoon: Aight bet
Namjoon:Jin: 👁👄👁
Namjoon: what ya think
Jin: you got yourself blue hair
Gurl it looks good on yaNamjoon: thx
Your turn baby boy ;)Jin: noooooo
I'm uglyNamjoon: nah
I think you'd look cuteJin: if you say so
Jin:Namjoon: YOU GOTS A SQUIRREL!!!
Jin: sugar gliders
Namjoon: same thing
Jin: 🙄
Namjoon: what's its name tho
Jin: Odeng but he passed away already
Namjoon: WHY YOU GOTTA RUIN DA MOOD
Jin: I'm just saying he already died
Namjoon: why tho
Jin: the vet said that his cage wasn't tall enough cause he tripped and fell
Namjoon: 😔✊
Jin: can we not talk about Odeng
It's gonna make me cryNamjoon: aight I respect dat
Jin: I gotta go, my parents want me bye
Namjoon: bye baby boy~
Jin: ...
Namjoon: say Bye daddy
𝓙𝓲𝓷 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝔂𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓰...
Jin: bye daddy~Namjoon: JEHDKCHSKDHDNEJFHDN
I GOT A BONER NOW
FIX IT NOWJin: I'll do it later I gotta go rn
Namjoon: you better fix it~
𝖲𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝖺𝗍 11:58 𝗉𝗆☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
I'm such a bad author for leaving y'all like that!!😭😭 School needs to stop making my schedule full, like a Chinese test and a English test on the same day?!?!?! WTF!!!! I ain't got the time to study 2 languages!! But sry for leaving y'all I'm trying to get as much as I can with this story and not make my grades SLIP!! SARANGHAE!!!💜💜💜
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Namjin Smuts
FanfictionYou read the title, that's what it's about. Also ⭐️ means uhh smut and 💜 means fluff enjoy!!!!