Wrong number sorry

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Namjoon: Heyyy it's me Namjoon

???:W-Who are you?

Namjoon: istg Hoseok stop playing tricks

???: You got the wrong number

Namjoon: oh shit sorry dude

???: It's ok just don't text me again

Namjoon: why not?

???: I don't talk to strangers

Namjoon: Don't tell me ur straight

???:even if I wasn't I wouldn't tell you

Namjoon: so your gay?

???: I never said that either

Namjoon: Well I'll introduce myself then
Names Namjoon but call me daddy
I'm 25 and a virgin

???: You didn't have to include how you were a virgin you know

Namjoon: Ik but like in case you want a dick in ya ;)

???:......

Namjoon: ur turn

???: Fine
Names Kim Seokjin but Jin for short
I'm 24 and gay

Namjoon: so you are gay!!

Jin:ye

Namjoon: ✨Kween✨
Send me a pic of you

Jin: no way!!
You could be a hobo or a random old guy!!

Namjoon: rude
But I'm not a hobo

Jin: then send me a pic

Namjoon: Aight bet
Namjoon:

Namjoon: Aight betNamjoon:

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Jin: 👁👄👁

Namjoon: what ya think

Jin: you got yourself blue hair
Gurl it looks good on ya

Namjoon: thx
Your turn baby boy ;)

Jin: noooooo
I'm ugly

Namjoon: nah
I think you'd look cute

Jin: if you say so
Jin:

Namjoon: YOU GOTS A SQUIRREL!!!

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Namjoon: YOU GOTS A SQUIRREL!!!

Jin: sugar gliders

Namjoon: same thing

Jin: 🙄

Namjoon: what's its name tho

Jin: Odeng but he passed away already

Namjoon: WHY YOU GOTTA RUIN DA MOOD

Jin: I'm just saying he already died

Namjoon: why tho

Jin: the vet said that his cage wasn't tall enough cause he tripped and fell

Namjoon: 😔✊

Jin: can we not talk about Odeng
It's gonna make me cry

Namjoon: aight I respect dat

Jin: I gotta go, my parents want me bye

Namjoon: bye baby boy~

Jin: ...

Namjoon: say Bye daddy

𝓙𝓲𝓷 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝔂𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓰...
Jin: bye daddy~

Namjoon: JEHDKCHSKDHDNEJFHDN
I GOT A BONER NOW
FIX IT NOW

Jin: I'll do it later I gotta go rn

Namjoon: you better fix it~
𝖲𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝖺𝗍 11:58 𝗉𝗆

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I'm such a bad author for leaving y'all like that!!😭😭 School needs to stop making my schedule full, like a Chinese test and a English test on the same day?!?!?! WTF!!!! I ain't got the time to study 2 languages!! But sry for leaving y'all I'm trying to get as much as I can with this story and not make my grades SLIP!! SARANGHAE!!!💜💜💜

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