the villainous hero: joker

chapter 10

If your wondering where i was University got me busy

Last time

mei spots him her pudding being chase by endeavour*-hellflame!!-*endeavour said as a huge wave of fire hits thr joker*-PUDDING!!-*mei said running to him as joker falls on the ocean*

Now 3rd person pov

*mei ran to her puddin and see izuku passed out with endeahoar grabbing him by his neck*- let go of him!!-*mei said as endeavor looks at mei but not soon enough as he feels pain on his chest as mei hit him with her hammer making him drop izuku as his breath leaves his body mei not wasting any time grabs him by his hair and knees his face breaking endeavor nose*-you little bitch!!-*endeavor said as he tried to used his quirk but nothing happened they heard a gun shoot and they both see izuku completely fine by that i mean he was not burned at all he still had the bruises he received by two face and his goons but his clothes are another story he was bare ass naked much to mei's pleasure*-you done goofed-*izuku said looking at endeavor izuku barely being able to stand up mei runs to him and grabs him so he doesn't fall*-how the blood soaked villain hell are you not burned?!-*endeavor yelled trying to get up but could not from the pain not being able to move alot without huge amount of pain on his body*-fuck you that's how-*izuku said before they hear more heroes coming mei grabbed izuku like a princess and ran izuku not having amy other choice told mei where he lived and mei took izuku there and opens the door you might be thinking does izuku let eri all alone when he goes out? Of course not we see eri playing with some plants*-hey eri baby where's your babysitter?-*izuku said groaning*-DADDY!!-*eri said jumping to izuku making him groan in pain eri notice and heals him up izuku smiles*-thanks baby doll i needed that now where is..-*out of no where the plant eri was playing got bigger and a woman game out of it*

-relax joker in here taking care of her like i promise-*poison ivy aka ibara said you might be wondering why poison ivy is babysitting little eri well apart from eri being so cute well that's simple they made a deal joker doesn't hunt her down when she's doing villains stuff in exchange ivy takes care of eri when jokers away*-now on to you-*izuku said getting off of mei much to her disappointment ivy covered him with some vines to not ruin little eri's innocence *-ok so who are you and why did you save me?-*izuku asked looking at mei making her blush*-i..im harley Quinn your new sidekick!-*mei said nervous as everyone looked at her like she grew a second head*-i don't need a sidekick sorry miss it's better if you don't get involve with what i do-*izuku said*-w..wait at least consider it i can be extremely helpful i can build you lots of cute babies for example this!-*mei said before showing izuku a bomb with a smile on it*-a bomb? I mean its cute but why would i need that when i can just buy one?-*izuku ask making mei chuckled*-this is not a normal bomb its a joker bomb! It realizes a toxic gas that will make its victims laugh into a coma with a huge sick smile on there face!-*mei said izuku looked interested*-and you can make stuff like this?-*izuku asked az mei nods and starts a huge rant of what she can build for him until izuku holds his hand up and sighs*-fine i guess i could use a sidekick-*izuku said witch made mei jump up and down clapping her hands out of joy*-you wont regret it! Oh how did you survive being burned like that?-*mei asked blushing looking at izuku's chest*-i used this-*izuku said going to the bathroom and coming back giving mei a bottle*-batman's fire repellant ointment?-*mei asked confused*-oh that actually worked?-*ivy asked shocked*-yup I saw it on a infomercial special 2 for one fire and shark repellant ever since the Wayne's lost there fortune to the yaoyorozu family they really started selling themself to make a quick buck im glad bruce wayne is dead so he doesn't see how low his legacy has fallen im surprise it worked to be honest though im gonna need need clothes-*izuku said as both ivy amd mei squeals*-shopping!-*they say in unison with stars in there eyes since they can dress izuku and eri like little dolls as izuku tried to escape his fate ivy grabbed him with her vines as they left mei holding eri who surprisingly felt save in harley's arm*

To be continued