the villainous hero: joker

chapter 35

Sport festival

*After a week a training the sport festival is here izuku was walking with mei holding hand mei holding eri with her free hand both talking about how there gonna win they we're walking someone stopped them they looked and it was izumi izuku rolled his eyes*

Izuku:what do you want izubitch

*izumi growled*

Izumi:i want to make a bet

Izuku:im listening

Izumi:if i beat you at the sport festival you gotta come back home

Izuku:and if i win?

Izumi:what do you want?

Izuku:that's the problem my ignorant little pest you and your family have nothing i want now fuck off

*izuku walked away putting money in a sweat jar eri magically grabbed out of nowhere leaving izumi there shock*

Izuku"today is the day i get my revenge...

The little family made it to the hero course everyone was exited about the sport festival izuku sits down with eri on his lap and mei on the table waiting for aizawa to arrive when he did he looked horrible since he was still on the couch emi might be funny but there's a demon hiding in that laugh shota took a huge gulp of his coffee*

Shota:no talking get up and go too the bus grab whatever your gonna use for the sport festival

*everyone grabbed and followed aizawa to the bus that took them too the sport festival and waited for there class name to be called shota comes with nezu on his back*

Nezu:hello nephew we're here to take eri with us

Izuku:honey go to your grunkle shota and see us win this easily

Eri:ok bye bye dad

*izuku smiled kneel down and kiss her little horn before she left there class was called out and they went inside the huge stadium the place filled with people at the standa cheering there wasn't a single empty seat in the house after the rest of the classes came in the referee was annouce the R rated hero midnight alot of people were drooling looking at her izuku just yawned and hugged mei nuzzling his face on mei's neck making her giggle*

Midnight:now for the inauguration speech from the representative of class 1-A you know him you love hin the former vigilante joker!!

*izuku walked up to the platform with everyone staring at him wondering what he will say izuku starts giggling*

Izuku:you know all of you staring its funny this reminds me of a joke see there we're two guys locked in a lunatic asylum and one night one night they decided they didn't like that anymore they decided to escape so they made it up too the roof and there just across this narrow gap they see roof tops stretching across town stretching to freedom now the first guy he jumps right across no problem but his friend oh no way he's afraid of falling so the first guy he has an idea he said "hey i got this flash light with me I'll shine it across the gap between the building and you can walk across the beam and join me" but the second guy said "what do you think i am crazy? You'll just turn it off when im half way across"

*silences then izuku starts laughing some others join him does being emi nezu eri and mei*

Izuku:oh comedy gold anyway just wanna say to all minus does i hate you all know who you are good luck!

*izuku left going back to mei*

Midnight:well that was...something anyway the first event for today is an obstacle course!