Grampsona 5

Part 8- Not Safe for Granspa, Wii Edition

there is no god

there is no escape

we are lost

Akechi was sitting in the spa, staring at Naoto. She was very small, and he did enjoy small blueberries, as they were sour and had a very Naoto. Yukiko ran into the room with her Nintendo Wii from 2006 as she slammed it on Kanji. Kanji died horribly, and Yukiko went to feral prison again. 

Yusuke REALLY liked the hot rocks, as he would sit on them and play MarioKart with his wife Cherry Yosuke. *voilent coughing*, there were so many that he could not fit them all between his toes, so he would eat the wii, thus, they had to buy new ones. He sent out his dog Chie to get a new one from the local dumpster park every hour on the hour. Yusuke's toes were very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very (somewhat)  very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very toe. 

Now that Chie was back, they could hit her with Wii Wheels. Chie enjoyed this, and often screamed. Nakako walked in, covered in mud, and she said "Adachi," before falling, often on her face. Yukiko laughed with many laughs at the death of Nanako, often with a murderous intent. Rise was found dead 20 miles from their current location. 

Nanako claims to talk to a young girl that none of us can see, her name is Yombus. She hides in the walls and eats cookies made of... skin? They are freshly baked by Hifumi, the friendly grandmother of the family. She likes to come by with the cookies, and play Mario Golf with Akechi. Hifumi is a great golfer!!!

Ryuji often comes over with his basket of eggs and dressed as Ariel from the smash hit Disney sing a long The Little Mermiad and decides that he wants to play Monkey Balls. Ryuji LOVES Monkey Balls, he often plays it for 230 hours a day, he stares at the screen and claps his asscheeks. Yusuke gets concerned and slips a hot rock between the cheeks. Yusuke claps and pats Ryuji on the head, before walking directly out of the window, clapping his cheeks to his love Ryuji on the way down. 

Yukiko and Ann go through intense military training through an airport (with the Wii). They are training to be Wii Fit Champions, um, let's see, shut the fuck up, *laughter*, *more laughter*, stop, *yet more laughter*, *The laughter continues*, please, *coughing fit*, why, *giggle*. It is a very important thing in their culture of Wii, and they're honored as fearless soldeirs as they run with Wii Remotes stuck up their ass holes?

The military was very harsh in Wii land. EVERYONE played MARIO KART at ALL TIMES, Ann couldn't handle it. She walked up to Ryoji and screamed the LOUDEST SCREAM, she said "Awooga". Ayane couldn't handle it and glomped so hard she died. Drill Srergent Dojima said "mmmmmmmmmmm." and then he says "Senpai" in a very high pitched voice, like girls.

There are many Akechi hairs in the store of the Wii Man. They smelled like Mack and cheese and... Haru??? I don't know. They had many string on them because he was actually a cat girl. and HE LIKE YARN, and they eat it regularly, so they sold then they have it. it's so good.

A/N: Haaaiiii Akechinids! The door has opened and I'm out of the basement!!! <3 <3 <3

Sorry for a long break, I was busy with the escape attempt! 

See y'all later X3