cousin: "[y/n], why do you look like a damn lampshade?"
y/n: "Because there's no point in dressing up."
cousin: "What do you mean? Taehyun is coming."
hueningkai: "What [y/n] means is that she just wasn't feeling it today. Right, [y/n]?"
y/n: "Sure."
cousin: "You two better get your act together because he'll be here any minute."
y/n: "Oh, I've got my act together, alright. I should be nominated for an Oscar."
hueningkai: "[y/n], can you come with me to get a snack real quick?"
y/n: "The snack bar's just over the--"
hueningkai: "Now?"
y/n: (sighs)
cousin: "Hurry back!"
[HUENINGKAI and Y/N go to snack bar]
hueningkai: "Hey, are you okay?"
y/n: "No. I feel like an impostor. And a lampshade, apparently!"
hueningkai: "You're not an impostor and you're definitely not a lampshade."
y/n: "But I am! I have to pretend that I don't like Taehyun and that I have no clue he likes [cousin]. Tell me that's not some next level acting bullshit."
hueningkai: "I know, but you'll get through it. This is still a chance for you to get to know him. You never know, he could like you."
y/n: "He didn't like me before, and he definitely won't like me in my lampshade clothing." (whispers) "Is this sweater really that baggy?"
hueningkai: "A little, but so what? You look great. The best lampshade ever. I'd put you on my desk, if I could!"
y/n: "Flattering but also slightly creepy."
hueningkai: "Sorry."
y/n: "You're being especially nice today."
hueningkai: "I can be nice."
y/n: "Hm. You haven't done anything wrong, have you?"
hueningkai: "No. Can't I just be nice?"
y/n: "I suppose."
hueningkai: "Do you want a corn dog or mozzarella sticks?"
y/n: (grins) "Can we get both? I'll split the cost with you."
hueningkai: "Deal."
y/n: "Thank god you came with us again."
hueningkai: "I had to. Your uncle wouldn't have let you go otherwise."
y/n: "Good point. Still, if you weren't here I'd be a complete mess. Thanks."
hueningkai: "You're welcome."
[HUENINGKAI and Y/N pay for snacks]
y/n: "Oh my god, look at how much cheese is in this!"
[Y/N stretches mozzarella stick]
hueningkai: "Good, don't waste a single bite. The ones with the most cheese are the best."
y/n: "I know. When I was little, I used to stretch them and turn them into a mini--"
