cousin: "Sooo..."
y/n: "So what?"
cousin: "I mean... come on. It's kind of cosmic that we get a male foreign exchange student instead of a female one."
y/n: "Must I always pause my Netflix shows to listen to your fantasies?"
cousin: "Yes! Listen, just the other day I made a wish at 11:11 for romance to enter my life. And look who's at our door! And not just at our door but under our roof!"
y/n: "11:11 wishes aren't real."
cousin: "Then what do you call this?"
y/n: "An accident. Accidents happen."
cousin: "Plus, he's cute."
y/n: "Your dad would ground you for eternity."
cousin: "I can be stealth."
y/n: "You don't even really know him."
cousin: "You're just mad because he called you bitter."
y/n: "He called me rude, not bitter."
cousin: "You have a tendency to be both."
y/n: "Can I please finish my Netflix show? It's the last episode."
cousin: "You would have finished the other day if you hadn't spent so long on Ideal."
y/n: "Out."
cousin: "You know, maybe if you--"
y/n: "Out."
cousin: "You really are rude."
y/n: "You're delusional."
cousin: (sighs) "Love you."
y/n: "Love you, too."
[Y/N shuts bedroom door]
