aunt: "Kids! Can you all come to the living room for a second?"
[Y/N and COUSIN come out]
aunt: "...Hueningkai, you too!"
hueningkai: "Oh. Sorry!"
[HUENINGKAI runs out]
hueningkai: "Sorry, I wasn't sure if that included me or not."
cousin: "Hey, our home is your home, remember?"
hueningkai: "I think I need to write it down on a Post-It note and I'll remember it eventually."
cousin: (laughs)
aunt: (smiles) "Alright, all jokes aside: here you go."
cousin: "Fifty dollars?"
aunt: "Mhm. Go out and have dinner."
uncle: "Wha--"
aunt: "[y/n], you drive [Uncle's] car."
uncle: "Wha--"
cousin: "I can drive!"
y/n: "I'm a better night driver and I've had my license longer than you."
cousin: "By only a month."
y/n: "A month makes a big difference."
hueningkai: "So if you're driving, it's safe for me to ride shotgun?"
uncle: "I'm riding shotgun."
aunt: "No you are not because you are staying right here at home with me. They need to have bonding time."
uncle: "What are they going to be bonding?"
aunt: "They're going to be getting to know one another! Honestly, honey, work with me here."
uncle: "Hmph."
aunt: "Be home by 9:40."
cousin: "10?"
aunt: "Do you want me to make it 9:30?
cousin: "No..."
uncle: "How about 9?"
aunt: "Okay, don't push it. Now, go. Have fun!"
uncle: "But not too much fun."
cousin: "Let's go to a bar and get wasted!"
uncle: "EXCUSE ME--"
cousin: "Dad, I'm kidding. Geez, lighten up."
hueningkai: "Why, he's not a light bulb."
y/n: "Oh, jesus."
hueningkai: "I have more that I can tell during the entire. Car. Ride."
y/n: "I will literally kick you out and make you walk."
hueningkai: "I think I can keep up. These legs can move at fifty miles an hour."
y/n: "How, off 10,000 cans of Red Bull?"
hueningkai: "It's actually 100,000."
cousin: "O-kaaay, children, let's go."
y/n: "We're all the same age!"
cousin: "But who's the one bickering back and forth like they're ten?"
