y/n: "I would like my $20 please."
cousin: "Not so fast. Hand over the proof."
y/n: "That's an invasion of privacy."
cousin: "Why would it be an invasion of privacy if you didn't even fall for them?"
y/n: "...fine. Here."
[COUSIN starts reading chat]
y/n: "I think I'm gonna use my $20 on gas. No! I'll use it on lunch for this week--"
cousin: "You're kidding me, right?"
y/n: "What, you think I should use it on something else?"
cousin: "No, I mean your chat. You guys are flirting."
y/n: "Insulting."
cousin: "Insulting in a flirty manner!"
y/n: "Do you have $20 or not?"
cousin: "You really didn't start liking them at all? Not even a little?"
y/n: "No."
cousin: "Then you wouldn't mind if I just deleted this chat--"
y/n: "Wait!"
cousin: "Ha!"
y/n: "I just... Why do you need to delete it? Now I have permanent proof that we can look back at and laugh about."
cousin: "Please. You just want to re-read it to death and giggle to yourself."
y/n: "Just give me my laptop and the $20 already."
