soobin: "Earth to Hueningkai."
hueningkai: "Huh?"
soobin: "I said, have you finished your second letter yet?"
hueningkai: "Not yet. It takes awhile to write a letter in calligraphy."
soobin: "Fine, your deadline has been extended. But I definitely need it by the end of this week."
hueningkai: "Yes, sir."
soobin: "What's up with you?"
hueningkai: "What do you mean?"
soobin: "You're zoned out to the max."
hueningkai: "I'm not."
soobin: "I know. Is there a development?"
hueningkai: "Don't say development like that."
soobin: "I'm not saying development like anything."
hueningkai: "You just did it again."
soobin: "Did something happen with [y/n] or not?"
hueningkai: "Kind of."
soobin: "I need details."
hueningkai: "I combed her hair."
soobin: "Are you trying to become her boyfriend or her hair stylist?"
hueningkai: (sighs) "It sounds weird, but we were just talking and it sounded like maybe she..."
soobin: "Maybe she wanted to hire a personal hair stylist?"
hueningkai: "I'm being serious."
soobin: "I'm kidding."
hueningkai: "I don't know. It sounded like maybe she might miss me if I ever left."
soobin: "What? That's huge news."
hueningkai: "But that's just an assumption."
soobin: "Do you want me to ask her? I can be super subtle."
hueningkai: "Sure, as subtle as a foghorn."
soobin: "I know more about love then you think."
hueningkai: "Oh, really?"
soobin: "It's true. Just trust me."
yeonjun: "Definitely do not trust him."
soobin: "I've repeatedly told you not to attend penmanship meetings unannounced and uninvited!"
yeonjun: "And I will repeatedly ignore you."
soobin: "He's infuriating. Do you see what I have to deal with?"
hueningkai: "I guess."
yeonjun: "What's wrong, Hueningkai? Need some advice on matters of the heart?"
hueningkai: "I'm good."
yeonjun: "Come on, you can trust me."
hueningkai: "Where have I heard that before..."
yeonjun: "Look, the key to getting [y/n] is simple."
hueningkai: "How did you know--"
soobin: "I swear, I didn't say a word to him!"
yeonjun: "I pick up on things. I'm telling you, I'm a love guru."
soobin: "He is not a love guru."
yeonjun: "Do you want to know how to get [y/n] or not?"
hueningkai: "How?"
yoenjun: "Jealousy."
soobin: "Oh, god."
yeonjun: "It's true. Just make her jealous. She'll realize what she's missing out on. It's a classic method and works like a charm every time."
soobin: "First off, you shouldn't 'get' [y/n] because she's not some item being purchased. You'd be equal partners, romantically and respectively. Second, jealousy may seem like a quick fix but it also surfaces nasty drama."
yeonjun: "Nasty drama which leads to revelations about how people actually feel."
soobin: "But someone gets hurt in the process."
yeonjun: "Hueningkai, go with the jealousy tactic."
soobin: "Hueningkai, don't listen to him. He doesn't know what he's--"
hueningkai: "Look at the time. I've got to get going."
soobin: "There's still half an hour of the penmanship practice left!"
hueningkai: "Oh, really? It felt more like debate team practice."
[HUENINGKAI leaves]
soobin: (groans) "You're such a dick."
yeonjun: "You're such a goody-two shoes. Just because you think you're above everyone else because you don't want to use Ideal--"
soobin: "I don't need to use Ideal."
yeonjun: "Someone's a little over confident."
soobin: "That's not what I... never mind. Can you please leave?"
yeonjun: "What if I told you I wanted to learn how to write the perfect cursive Q?"
soobin: "Three. Two. Two and a half."
yeonjun: "I'm going, I'm going!"
