y/n: (whispers) "Can I please bring my jacket?"
cousin: (whispers) "No. One of things on the checklist is that if he likes someone, he'll really take care of her. This will be a test."
y/n: (sighs) "Fine. Let's go."
cousin: (whispers) "Shut the door."
y/n: "Okay."
cousin: "Slower!"
y/n: "Too late. Do you think [aunt] woke up?"
hueningkai: "Are you guys done pretending to be spies yet?"
y/n: "Jesus. Where did you come from?"
hueningkai: "My mother's womb."
cousin: "Don't be a smart ass. She means how did you sneak out so easily?"
hueningkai: "Same method, I waited for [uncle] to fall asleep."
cousin: "Wow. That was fast."
hueningkai: "I'm more stealth than you."
y/n: "You're also more annoying. Let's go."
[Y/N, HUENINGKAI, and COUSIN head downstairs]
y/n: "I see him. Oh god."
hueningkai: "Of course you see him, he works here."
cousin: "And his shift should end in five minutes."
y/n: "How do you know?"
cousin: "I overheard him talking on the phone earlier to make sure his coworker is coming."
y/n: "Maybe his coworker won't come. Maybe this is a bad idea."
hueningkai: "Maybe you need to do lamaze breathing."
y/n: "That's for pregnant people."
hueningkai: "Don't you want Taehyun's children?"
y/n: "Shut up. Don't be gross."
cousin: "Can the both of you shut up? Look, he's leaving. Hurry up." (clears throat) "Taehyun!"
y/n: "Wait, I'm not rea--"
taehyun: "Oh, hey. Hi, [y/n]."
y/n: "Heeey. I mean, hi. Hey."
cousin: (mumbles) "Oh jesus..."
hueningkai: "Hey, is there anything exciting going on around here? We're kinda bored."
taehyun: "Here at the inn? God, no."
hueningkai: "Oh."
taehyun: "But outside of the inn? Definitely. I'm heading somewhere right now, actually."
y/n: "Really? Where?"
taehyun: "Porcelain."
y/n: "Porcelain?"
hueningkai: "What's Porcelain?"
taehyun: "Come with me and find out."
[TAEHYUN starts walking]
cousin: (shrugs) "Come on."
y/n: "My stomach hurts."
hueningkai: "You suck at lying."
y/n: "We can't go to Porcelain."
hueningkai: "Why not?"
y/n: "It's the most haunted antique shop in this area! People have been possessed!"
hueningkai: "Do you seriously believe in that stuff?"
y/n: "Yes. You don't understand, they say that your soul will get placed in the porcelain dolls on the shelves."
hueningkai: "Do you think I'll be put inside a nice doll or a raggedy one?"
y/n: "Not funny."
hueningkai: "Just relax. I'll be right here."
y/n: "You collect stuffed toys. How is that any reassuring?"
[Y/N walks away]
hueningkai: "They're collectibles!"
