soobin: "And that's how calligraphy benefited the 19th century. Isn't it fascinating?"
hueningkai: "Uh-huh."
soobin: "Next time we'll talk about how it was used during the Han Dynasty."
hueningkai: "Uh-huh."
soobin: "...maybe we'll even talk about fire eating."
hueningkai: "Uh-huh."
soobin: ".........and I'll have you try it."
hueningkai: "Uh-- wait, what?"
soobin: "Are you okay? You're completely spaced out."
hueningkai: "Sorry. I'm fine."
soobin: "A second ago, I nearly trapped you into fire eating entertainment."
hueningkai: "Which I would never do."
soobin: "Seriously, what's up?"
hueningkai: "Nothing."
soobin: "You can either keep it all bottled up or I can try to hypnotize you with a tea cup."
hueningkai: "This is not Get Out."
soobin: "Come on. We're friends, aren't we?"
hueningkai: "Yes."
soobin: "You trust me?"
hueningkai: "I'll continue to as long as you don't try to sucker me into any other crazy scenarios."
soobin: "Can I at least make a guess about why you're so distracted?"
hueningkai: "No."
soobin: "Love problems."
(silence)
soobin: (gasps) "I'm right? On the first guess? This is a rare event. Let's pop a bottle of champagne."
hueningkai: "You have champagne?"
soobin: "Okay no, but I can pour soda into these fancy plastic cups that I know they keep hidden in the teacher's lounge."
hueningkai: "I'm not in love."
soobin: "But you're on the brink."
hueningkai: "I'm not."
soobin: "Oh really? You're not thinking about a certain person a lot lately?"
hueningkai: "No."
soobin: "Not wondering what they're doing every second of every day?"
hueningkai: "No."
soobin: "Wondering how to get closer to them?"
hueningkai: "No."
soobin: "Why not?"
hueningkai: "I don't have to wonder about any of that stuff, I live with her."
soobin: "You wha-- oh. Oh."
hueningkai: "Shit. Wait. That was not--"
soobin: "I knew it. I could kind of tell, too, but I wasn't sure."
hueningkai: "You can't tell anyone that I like [y/n]."
soobin: "[y/n]? I thought you liked her cousin."
