y/n: "This isn't going to work."
cousin: "It will."
y/n: "It won't. Everything is going to go to shit!"
cousin: "Everything is not going to go to shit. Trust me."
y/n: "Ow."
cousin: "Sorry. Would you hold still?"
y/n: "You poked my eye."
cousin: "Unintentionally. I'm almost done with your eyeliner."
y/n: "I know how to apply eyeliner."
cousin: "But I do it better. Now hold still."
[HUENINGKAI knocks on door]
hueningkai: "Are you guys almost done?"
cousin: "Yes, if [y/n] would stop squirming so much."
y/n: "I'm not squirming!"
[Y/N's phone pings]
cousin: "Taehyun?"
y/n: "Yeah. He said he's five minutes away."
cousin: "We better hurry. You're all done!" (sniffles) "Your very first date. You're growing up so fast."
y/n: "Thanks, Mom. Now come on. We need to beat your dad to the door to prevent damage control."
[COUSIN and Y/N exit bedroom]
aunt: (gasps) "[cousin], you look beautiful!"
cousin: "Thank you."
aunt: "[y/n]... wow. You look very pretty, too."
uncle: "It's not you that's going on the date, is it?"
y/n: "W-what?"
aunt: (laughs) "He's joking."
[Y/N's phone pings]
aunt: "Aren't you gonna get that?"
y/n: "Hm?"
cousin: "I think my date is here!"
uncle: "How do you know?"
cousin: "ESP."
uncle: "ES what?"
[COUSIN walks over to door]
cousin: "Taehyun!"
taehyun: "[Cousin], hey. How are you?"
cousin: "Swell. You?"
taehyun: "Great. So, is [y/n] he--"
cousin: "Yes, the whole gang is here for our outing." (whispers) "Just a heads up, my dad is very overprotective so he might say weird things."
taehyun: "Okay, no big deal."
cousin: "Thanks, you're a peach."
[TAEHYUN and COUSIN enter house]
uncle: (clears throat) "Is this him?"
cousin: "Dad..."
taehyun: "I'm Taehyun."
[TAEHYUN and UNCLE shake hands]
taehyun: "You have a really nice house."
uncle: "Hm."
taehyun: (smiles) "[y/n], you look--"
cousin: "We all look great, right?"
taehyun: (laughs) "Right, sure."
uncle: "I expect you to have her back home by 9."
taehyun: "Of course. We won't be late, will we [y/n]?"
y/n: "Hm?"
taehyun: "Hm?"
hueningkai: "We should really get going or we'll miss the movie. We wouldn't want that now would we, [cousin]?"
cousin: "Nope. See you later, Dad!"
dad: "Back by 9. Hueningkai, remember what I told you."
hueningkai: "Yes, sir."
cousin: (whispers) "What did he tell you?"
hueningkai: "It shouldn't be repeated."
aunt: "Have fun! Oh, wait, let's take a photo of this."
cousin: "Oh no, that's really not--"
aunt: "I insist. This is just as important as prom."
cousin: "......okay. Sure."
aunt: "Taehyun?"
taehyun: "Yes?"
aunt: (laughs) "You're hilarious. Switch."
taehyun: "Sorry?"
aunt: "Switch with Hueningkai and go next to [cousin]."
taehyun: "Oh. Um--"
cousin: "It's a height thing! My mom wants us to look like the T-Mobile bars."
aunt: "No, he should stand next to you because you're--"
cousin: "Yes, yes. We're switching, Mom." (whispers) "Taehyun, just play along."
taehyun: (whispers) "Okay."
[TAEHYUN switches with HUENINGKAI]
hueningkai: (whispers) "Don't worry."
y/n: "About?"
hueningkai: "You can get a picture with Taehyun later, if you want."
