y/n: "Ow."
hueningkai: "What's wrong?"
y/n: "I don't know, my back tooth is bothering me."
aunt: "Oh no."
y/n: "What?"
aunt: "I bet it's your wisdom teeth coming in."
y/n: "I don't think so."
hueningkai: "Have you actually looked, though?"
y/n: "Well... no... but--"
aunt: "I'm setting up an appointment for you."
y/n: "I'm sure it's nothing. Maybe it's a phantom pain."
cousin: "That's for people who have their limbs removed."
y/n: "I'm fine. Really. Actually, the pain is going away right now. Can barely feel a thing!"
hueningkai: "Then why are you only chewing on your left side?
uncle: "[y/n], it doesn't hurt to have it checked out.
y/n: "Honestly, I'm okay."
hueningkai: "Wait... are you afraid of the dentist?"
y/n: "No!"
hueningkai: "Why so defensive?"
uncle: "I think Hueningkai's onto something."
aunt: "Oh, perfect. They have an available time slot on Wednesday. How does 4:00 work?"
y/n: "I don't need an appointment."
hueningkai: "Because you're afraid of the dentist."
uncle: "Absolutely terrified."
y/n: "You're my uncle. Why are you on his side?"
hueningkai: "[y/n], you did say that your uncle was growing on me."
uncle: "He really is."
aunt: "So, 4:00?"
y/n: "Fine. And I am not afraid of the dentist."
hueningkai: "Mhm."
uncle: "Alright."
cousin: "[y/n], can you please pass me the breadsticks?"
y/n: "Oh, now you say something."
cousin: "Come on, you can't expect me to be on constant defense for you. Just pass me a breadstick."
y/n: "You want a breadstick? Here."
[Y/N throws breadstick]
cousin: (gasps) "Oh. So that's how we're going to play. In that case, let me give you more spaghetti sauce."
aunt: "Girls, don't--"
[COUSIN throws spaghetti sauce at Y/N]
y/n: (laughs) "No, why don't I give you some spaghetti sauce?"
[COUSIN ducks, UNCLE gets hit with spaghetti sauce]
y/n: "Oh my god. I am so sor--"
[UNCLE throws spaghetti sauce at Y/N]
aunt: "Honey!"
uncle: "Food fight!"
[AUNT throws spaghetti noodles at UNCLE and COUSIN]
cousin: "Do you know how long it's going to take to get this spaghetti sauce out of my hair?"
y/n: "Too bad!"
cousin: "When did your aim get so good?"
y/n: "It's always been good."
cousin: "Then how come Hueningkai hasn't been hit yet?"
[COUSIN and Y/N turn to HUENINGKAI]
hueningkai: "Guys... listen, this food fight stuff is not really thing."
cousin: "Oh, really? [y/n], do you think Hueningkai should be exempt from this?"
y/n: "Hm... I don't think so. Uncle?"
uncle: "Sorry, Hueningkai. Our roof, our rules."
hueningkai: "But--"
[Y/N throws spaghetti noodles at HUENINGKAI]
y/n: "You're it."
hueningkai: "You're dead."
y/n: (screams)
cousin: "Duck behind the kitchen counter!"
hueningkai: "No fair, she's not allowed to receive guidance!"
cousin: "It's a special rule between us cousins!"
aunt: "Wait!"
[EVERYONE stops moving]
aunt: "Dentist is calling. Hold on." (puts phone speaker) "Hello?"
dental clerk: "Hi, this is Green Springs Dental. Simply wanted to verbally confirm your appointment for [Y/N] tomorrow at 4:00 p.m.?"
[HUENINGKAI fills spoon with spaghetti suace]
aunt: "Yes, that will work. Thank you."
dental clerk: "Thank you, we will see you tomorrow. Have a great day."
aunt: "You as well."
[AUNT hangs up]
uncle: "Good to go?"
aunt: "Good to go."
[HUENINGKAI throws spaghetti sauce]
