cousin: "I'm bored."
y/n: "I thought you were doing homework?"
cousin: "I'll do it later. Let's get food."
y/n: "Nuh-uh. Then you'll get even more distracted."
cousin: "Come on..."
y/n: "Nope. I'm watching Netflix. Just get a snack from the kitchen. You'll save more money, too."
cousin: "Wow, family member and financial advisor. What would I do without you?"
y/n: "Go broke, apparently."
cousin: (snorts)
[COUSIN's cellphone pings]
cousin: (gasps)
y/n: "What?"
cousin: "Someone did it again!"
y/n: "Did what?"
cousin: "They brought it back!"
y/n: "Brought what back?"
cousin: "Okay, remember our first year of highschool?"
y/n: "I wasn't here yet."
cousin: "Oh, right. Okay, well two years ago someone made this anonymous chat forum and it was all everyone could talk about."
y/n: "Who made it?"
cousin: "No one knows. But it was definitely a student."
y/n: "Huh. Okay, and then?"
cousin: "They shut it down after a couple months. But now it's back!!!"
y/n: "That sounds sketchy."
cousin: "No, it's safe!"
y/n: (snorts)
cousin: "Come onnn. You won't get food with me and now you won't join the site?"
y/n: "Why should I join some chat forum?"
cousin: "Because!"
y/n: "Unconvincing answer. Thanks, though."
cousin: "Aw, come on."
y/n: "I'm not good at keeping up long conversations, anyway."
cousin: "That's the thing: this is timed."
y/n: "Timed? How can the site even do that?"
cousin: "How am I supposed to know, I didn't code it. Come on. Please."
y/n: "No."
cousin: "I'll give you $20 if you win."
y/n: "Win what, exactly?"
cousin: "I bet you'll start liking whoever you talk to."
y/n: "What?"
cousin: "If you don't, I lose and you get the $20."
y/n: "Liking someone in 20 minutes? Please."
cousin: "You don't think it's possible?"
y/n: "Of course not. That's a crazy short amount of time."
cousin: "Fine. I figured. You're pretty chicken at this stuff."
y/n: "Excuse me? I am not a chicken. For anything."
cousin: "Okay. Then prove it."
y/n: "I don't need to--"
cousin: "Bawk, bawk, bawk."
y/n: "I'm not--"
cousin: "Bawwwwkkk."
y/n: "Okay, just shut up and give me the website!"
