𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐅𝐅𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄, 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐭

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Chapter 65
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Tw: alcohol

After Niki ordering for us in German, (Ranboo and I getting our drawing papers) we had searched random facts as we ate the fancy food.

"wait—you're telling me you guys fall asleep in seven minutes?" I gasped,

"according to google, seven minutes is the average amount of time it takes to fall asleep" Techno stated,

"how is that humanly possible" Iris ran her fingers through her hair,

"uh—Spanish speakers you're going to need to confirm this, esposa means wife, but also—handcuffs?" Wilbur widened his eyes,

"yeah..." Alex giggled as he trailed off.

"why?" Dream asked,

"it's like a metaphor to marriage, you're chained to your partner" Iris held up quotations,

"Every year approximately 2,500 left-handed people are killed by using object or machinery designed for right-handed people." Wilbur read out loud, and we all slowly turned to Schlatt,

"oh" Schlatt held up his dominant hand (left) and frowned comically.

"don't worry Schlatt, we'll just make sure you go no where near objects or machinery designed for right-handed people." I assured,

"Tubbo you'll like this one!" Wilbur spoke, and Tubbo perked up, "bees can only smell with their knees" Wilbur oohed,

"WHAT" Tubbo gasped in delight, "THAT'S SO COOL" he awed.

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"YOU SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH LAZARBEAM" Wilbur laughs in shock as we scrolled through famous birthdays.

"L" Tubbo snickers,

"WAIT A MINUTE—OLLIE SHARES A BIRTHDAY WITH VANESSA HUDJENS" Dream cheered,

"WOAH I DIDN'T KNOW THAT—IM SO COOL" I exclaim,

"so you BASICALLY share a birthday with Gabriella" Ranboo shrugged,

"basically" I affirm.

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"it tastes like almonds" Tubbo sips on the sparkly champagne.

"fruity" Ranboo says before downing the entire glass, making the entire table wheeze.

"RAN—" Iris takes the tall glass out of his hands as he blinks repeatedly.

"It's not affecting me—I don't think—" Ranboo shrugged,

"ALCOHOL DOSENT TAKE 10 SECONDS TO ABSORB INTO YOUR BODY'S SYSTEM" Iris whisper-warns as the group continues to laugh,

"according to google, the bubbles in this most celebratory of tipples really do get you drunk more quickly. Many people say that champagne bubbles go straight to their head, making them giggly and light-headed" Ranboo recited from his phone,

"are you giggly and lightheaded?" Iris asked warily,

"always" Ranboo giggled.

"aye if Ranboo can be a believer than I can too" I tipped my glass to him slightly before downing the champagne.

"call me Justin cause I'm a Belieber" Tommy does the same.

"I don't know what you guys are talking about but oh well—" Tubbo mirrors our actions, and the rest of the group is either in shock or laughing.