After Code said those words, he jumped out of the roof and hopped into a portal.
Darui: I hate these jokers man.
Boruto: He was serious.
Darui: Huh?
Boruto: I said. He's serious. Would you like me to say it again?
Darui shakes his head and sits down.
Sarada: Oi oi oi, Boruto! Where the fuck have you been?! Mssing in fucking action. I call your motherfuckin bord to tell you about-
Boruto: Ma bird been dead what the fuck you want me to do?!
Sarada: Well, I'm pregnant you tell me what the fuck you gon do.
Boruto: DAMN, you having 5 babies?!
Sarada: No that's one fucking baby! That's yo nose, that's yo leg, that's yo motherfuckin baby bitch.
Boruto: I ain't even black and white?
Sarada: Mothafucka that's the ink!
Boruto: Uh this ain't me.
Sarada: Ya das you, das you.
Boruto: And who dis? Dis a what?
Sarada: This is a girl!
Boruto: I can't even have girls.
Sarada: Yes ya can! Yes ya can!
Boruto: Hell no cause ma mama had 1.
"They say if I have 1, we all gon die."
Everyone there including the kage were dying of laughter.
(What was the point of this? There is no point! Just cuz its funny)
Kawaki: Can we...Get down...To business?
He says as he is trying to catch his breath.
Naruto: HAHAHAHAH! SASUKE-TEME GET OVER HERE! YOUR DAUGHTERS PREGNANT!
In an instant, Sasuke was in front of Boruto.
Sasuke: Oi. What do you think you're doing?
Boruto: It was a joke, Sensei.
Kawaki: Does it look like it's the time to be joking? Besides, wasn't clan restoration your dream, Sasuke-San?
Sasuke: Urursai.
Gaara: Such a wholesome conversation.
He then Nudged Naruto.
Gaara: These 2 will end up together.
He whispered to Naruto.
Naruto: Yeah. Can't wait to have some Uchiha-Uzumaki-Hyuga grandchildren.
Gaara: Wanna bet? 50 bucks if they end up together.
Naruto: Bet.
Shikamaru: CAN WE SERIOUSLY ADRESS THE PROBLEM AT HAND?! THE ENENY HAS JUST DECLARED WAR AND YOU'RE HERE TALKING ABOUT BABIES?!
Boruto started walking out.
Boruto: Im going to bed at home. Catch yall dimwitted assholes later.
Sasuke:...What the fuck just happened?
Mitsuki: I have no idea.
[Streets.]
Boruto: Finally, a normal walk.
Sarada: Heyy!
Boruto: Nevermind.
[Literally 5 minutes later.]
Sarada: Shithead!
Boruto: Spoiled sowl!
Sarada: Fuck you!
Boruto: FUCK YOU!
He yelled at the top of his lungs.
[Literally 3 seconds later.]
Sarada: My room, 10 minutes.
[15 minutes later.]
Sarada: Hah...Hah...
(Clapping Noises. 😏)
Sarada: AH~ BORUTO! BORUTO! BORUTOO!
Hahahah lmaooo, note that this is a humorous chapter and has nothing to do with the actual story. I just wanted to write something I thought would be really funny. Anyway, next chapter will be canon. Bye!
[But da Naruto and Gaara bet was cannon 😏]
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Rogue
FanfictionAfter the events of Isshiki Otsutsuki, Naruto was left in a coma and Sasuke was heavily injured due to BoruShiki. Boruto blames himself for all that has happened recently, Isshiki needing Boruto, Momoshiki needing Kawaki, His injured sensei and adop...
