Jon: DAMIAN HELP ME
Dami: ...
Jon: DAMIAN PLEASE HELP ME IM GOING TO DIE
Dami: .....What
Jon: I broke my mom's favorite vase
Dami: Sounds like your problem
Jon: NO Damian please please please help me
Jon: Tell her we have a date or you need me for a project or something
Dami: No
Jon: What Damian please
Jon: but your my boyfriend
Jon: I thought you loved me
Dami: I do
Dami: but no
Jon: what why
Dami: you need to take responsibility for your actions Kent
Jon: Fine. But next time I'm home alone your not getting any
Dami: ok 🙄
Jon: wait do you seriously do not care
Dami: I have toys
Jon: so are you saying a piece of plastic is better than me
Dami: do you vibrate 😒
Jon: 😨😨😨
Dami: good bye Jonathan.
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Batfam group chat
B: DAMIAN
d: yes father
B: did you lie to me about a fake instagram account
d: 😳
B: so you did
J: ohhhhh demons in troublllllllllle
T: hahaha
D: y'all be nice
D: anyways bruce what did he do
B: damian have us all a fake instagram to follow and has a separate private page
D: oh
D: damian why did you lie
d: because I wanted to
B: why the hell are you posting pictures with bearly any clothes on
B: and who are all of these boys following you
J: wait what
T: what
B: the last picture you posted of you in a mini skirt see through crop top. Your taking it down
d: no
J: wtf
J: why are you posting that
D: YOU'RE 16
d: and...
T: what is wrong with you
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Damian Wayne Oneshots
FanfictionIt's mostly angst. There is absolutely no y/n or x reader. And there is a lot of shit I may have made up but that's almost kinda the point of fan fiction and one shots. Using popular characters from books, TV shows, and movies and making short stori...
