Summary: Dick and Jay are sexting during a Bat meeting and it leads to sexy times when they get home. [3,039 words]
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"Jason! Are you paying attention?"
"Yeah," he said, glancing up at Bruce.
"No you're fucking not, you're texting. What's so important?" Tim asked from beside him.
"I'm talking shit about you," Jason said blasély.
Tim snatched his phone before Jason could even process what was happening. His eyes scanned the screen, and then he was pushing the phone back into Jason's surprised hands with a horrified, "Oh my god."
"That was so not my fault this time. You should've learned from Blondie's mistakes; don't look through my fucking phone."
"That is the nastiest shit I've ever seen," Tim said, putting his hands over his face. "What the fuck."
Jason sat back and crossed his arms with a scowl. "Stop being dramatic, you're overreacting."
"Shut up! Shut up, I'm not, that was way too fucking inventive, and why— no, no." Tim leaned forward until his face covered with his hands was resting on the table.
"Nobody told you to read the whole damn thing," Jason pointed out. He had stared at the screen a little too long.
"It was like a trainwreck, I couldn't look away!" Tim protested, muffled by his hands and the table. "This is victim blaming!"
"Were you seriously sexting Dick during a fucking meeting?" Stephanie asked.
"I never said I wanted to be here," Jason said.
"That doesn't make it okay!" She exclaimed.
Jason rolled his eyes. "I'm capable of multitasking."
Stephanie looked at him like he was crazy. "That's so not the issue!"
He let out a long sigh and quickly typed out 'Gtg srry baby ill explain later' and then locked his phone and put it in his pocket and put his hands up to show they were empty. "Happy?"
"Not really! But at least you're acting like a normal fucking human and we can carry on," Stephanie said.
Jason made a face at her.
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