a series of incorrect quotes that i can't fit anywhere in the story :)
Audrey: Oh, so whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he's a "player" but whenever I do it I'm a "lesbian."
Adrian: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one, you'll be fined.
Apollo: Heck.
Adrian: You're on thin fucking ice.
Adrian: Oh no.
Sammy, on the phone: Hey, my cousin chased a squirrel and got stuck in a tree?
Fire Department: Sorry, at the moment, we are only responding to fires.
Sammy:
Sammy: Okay I can do that, gimme a sec-
Fire Department: WE'LL RESCUE YOUR COUSIN-
Apollo: There's a fine line between stupidity and bravery.
Apollo, glaring at Fred and George: And someone keeps forcing us to walk it.
George: My biggest talent is being stress.
Sammy: Don't you mean stressed?
George: No.
Apollo, tired: No.
Apollo, handing Remus a card: Here, take it.
Remus, confused: What's this?
Apollo: It's a father's day card. I know you're not really my father, but...
Remus:
Apollo: Why are you crying?
Remus, holding back tears: You're the worst, I love you.
Cedric: [Eating a cinnamon roll]
Sammy: Cannibalism.
Apollo: If you have ten cookies, and I ask for five, how many would you have left?
George: None.
Apollo: ...This is basic math-
George: I would give them all to you! :)
Apollo:
Apollo, voice cracking: Disgusting. Absolutely repulsive. Get out of my house.
Sammy: The moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?
Bill, looking at Sammy: Yeah... but you know what's more beautiful?
Sammy and Bill in unison: Fleur.
Cedric: Adrian, for the love of god, come down from there.
Adrian, on the top bunk: I see no god up here.
Adrian: OTHER THAN ME.
Apollo: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
George: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning.'
Apollo: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Cedric: When I said "bring me back something from the beach", I meant like a shell or something.
Sammy, struggling to hold a seagull: Well, you didn't fucking mention that.
Adrian: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Apollo: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Catch Me If You Can → George Weasley
Fanfiction"We would make the perfect duo!" "Sure. Come back to me when I benefit from this." "Uh, you get to be my best friend?" "Do better, Weasley." [George Weasley x Male!OC] [Prisoner of Azkaban, onward] [Harry Potter Fanfic] [slowburn] [on hiatus] [start...
