HA you thought this would be an actual update. it's not. soon though i promise. in the meantime enjoy my last incorrect quotes thing
Adrian: I'm not totally useless.
Adrian: I can be used as a bad example.
Sammy: You're a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You're not the person I fell in love with!
Cedric: Fine then! We're breaking up! It's over!
Apollo, pushing the monopoly board away from them: Maybe we should stop playing...
Sammy: So, how was the honeymoon?
Apollo: George got so drunk he tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.
Apollo: He said, "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt."
George: Can I have some water?
Apollo: [Starts chugging water bottle]
Apollo: [Chokes from drinking too fast]
Apollo: [Spills water all over himself]
Apollo, coughing: I don't have any.
George: I am begging you to go to a doctor.
Apollo: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Adrian: How much could I possibly owe you? Fifty, sixty bucks?
Cedric: Two thousand, four hundred and thirty seven dollars.
Adrian: Dollars?! Wait, of course dollars. Why was that the part I was surprised by?
Apollo: I have feelings for you.
George: You do?
Apollo: Yes. I feel you're a little annoying.
Adrian: [Sneezes]
Apollo: Bless you.
Sammy: [Sneezes]
Apollo: Sammy, are you sick? Here let me wrap you up in a blanket and feed you some warm soup! You poor thing!
George: [Sneezes]
Apollo: Oh my fucking god, shut the fuck up.
Apollo, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Adrian, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Sammy, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you.
Cedric, trembling: What are we playing-
Sammy: We all have our demons.
Sammy: [Puts their hand on Apollo's shoulder]
Sammy: This one's mine.
Sammy: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Cedric: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Adrian: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Apollo: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Adrian: [Knocks on Apollo's door]
Apollo: Who is it?
Cedric: It's us, we just wanna talk.
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Catch Me If You Can → George Weasley
Fanfiction"We would make the perfect duo!" "Sure. Come back to me when I benefit from this." "Uh, you get to be my best friend?" "Do better, Weasley." [George Weasley x Male!OC] [Prisoner of Azkaban, onward] [Harry Potter Fanfic] [slowburn] [on hiatus] [start...
