Catch Me If You Can → George Weasley

incorrect quotes pt 2

more incorrect quotes for y'all since you enjoyed the last one :)

Harry: What's it like being married to Apollo?

George: Well, I asked him for a glass of water when he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."

Apollo and George: [Staring into each other's eyes.]

Sammy: [Opens a soda can.]

Apollo: We're having a moment here.

Sammy: And I'm having a cola.

Adrian: I love sleepovers.

Madam Pomfrey: This isn't a sleepover, you're in the Hospital Wing.

Adrian: Then why do I have this nightgown?

Madam Pomfrey: That's a hospital gown.

Adrian: Truth or dare?

Madam Pomfrey:

Adrian:

Madam Pomfrey: Dare.

Cedric: Aw... I cut my finger...

Sammy: [Running] wheee oooo wheeee ooooo wheeee oooo

Cedric: What-

Sammy: [Stops and puts a bandage on Cedric's finger]

Sammy: [Runs again] wheeeee ooooo wheeee ooooo

Cedric:

Alicia: [Flirts with George]

Apollo: [Stares silently]

Sammy: You're really quiet today, Apollo.

Apollo: [Still staring] Nobody plans a murder out loud.

Apollo: What are you doing?

George, hanging upside down from monkey bars: Trying to kiss you?

Apollo: You're gonna fall.

George:

George: Shut up and kiss me, I'm getting lightheaded.

Apollo: I'm home!

George: Welcome back! Do you want lunch or... do you want me?

Apollo: Lunch.

George: [Mumbles angrily]

Apollo: Who the fuck-

Remus: Language.

Apollo: Sorry. Whom the fuck-

Remus: [Shakes his head, sighing]

Sammy: This is my boyfriend Cedric, and his boyfriend Adrian.

Apollo: [Frustrated sigh]

George: [Kisses Apollo's head]

Apollo: What is this?

George: Affection.

Apollo: Disgusting.

Apollo:

Apollo: Do it again.

Officer: I pulled you over for trying to fit three people on a motorcycle.

Sammy: Wait, three?

Fred: Oh my god, George fell off!