𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗁•𝗇𝖼𝗍 𝟤𝟦𝗍𝗁 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋

𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑞𝑢𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑠

*credits go to incowrecked_nct and nct.qu0tes on instagram go check them out!*
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Hwayoung: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
Yangyang: why would the movie eat my popcorn?
Hwayoung: ?
Yangyang: ?

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Hwayoung, watching the news: someone tried fighting a squid at the aquarium today!
Doyoung, walking in covered in ink: well maybe the squid was being a dick

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Hwayoung to Ten: i don't hate you. i'm just not necessarily excited by your existence

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Hwayoung: Taeyong and I share the household chores, so we both do equal work
Hwayoung: for example, i fold a load of towels and he re-folds them the "right way"

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Jaehyun: good responses for me stabbed with a knife go!
Hwayoung: rude
Yuta: that's fair
Johnny: not again
Doyoung: are you going to want this back or can i keep it?

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Hwayoung: i'm heading to the store what do you want?
Ten: the will to live
Hwayoung:
Hwayoung: look, i only have 3 dollars-

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Jisung: i almost got surprised adopted yesterday!
Hwayoung: what?
Chenle: he almost got kidnapped
Hwayoung: oh okay
Hwayoung: waIT WHAT??

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Hwayoung: are you going to walk around shirtless all day
Johnny: just giving you guys a show
Hwayoung: can i change the channel?

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Haechan, writing: dear diary, i ate play doh today. sincerely haechan
Hwayoung, over his shoulder: you did wHAT?

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Hwayoung: if you KNOW it's a bad idea, why are you doing it anyways
Ten: shut up, it fits my aesthetic

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Kun: it's so beautiful out here
Hwayoung: and quiet
Ten: too quiet
Kun: did we lose someone???
[cuts to yangyang with a bear in a headlock]

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Jungwoo: food trucks but instead of food it's therapy and they're called automofeels

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Hwayoung: my name is lee hwayoung but you can call me
Hwayoung, sliding on shades: biodegradable, because i break down easily

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Hendery: i'm terrified of random letters
Hwayoung: oh you are?
Hendery, screaming
Hwayoung: oh i see
Hendery, screaming intensifies

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Yuta: i hate
Hwayoung: you hate what?
Yuta: that's it. that's the end of the sentence

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Hwayoung: you smell like flowers
Sungchan: thanks i ate 6 of them on the way here!

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Shotaro *eating a cinnamon roll*
Hwayoung *narrows eyes*: cannibalism
Shotaro *confused chewing noises*

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Xiaojun: what are those things you have to blow to make a wish called again?
Ten: sugar daddies
Hwayoung: nO-

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Mark: a cough is a crunchy breath
Lucas: a yawn is a boneless cough
Hwayoung, texting Taeyong: call the fucking exorcist, it's happening again

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Taeil, staring at Doyoung:
Hwayoung: just tell him he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
Taeil: he could hear me????

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Winwin: would you date yourself
Hwayoung: no, quite frankly i deserve better

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hey guys, sorry i haven't updated in a while lmao i'm in the process of moving...i hope you guys enjoyed this, request are open! also don't forget to check out my other works!

nct dream's comeback had me dead. i physically cannot fathom-
what's your favorite song off the album?
mine is countdown!!
anyways mingi's back, aespa and everglow are  having a comeback, so is bts and txt wth am i supposed to do until they get released???