𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗁•𝗇𝖼𝗍 𝟤𝟦𝗍𝗁 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋

♡︎𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑞𝑢𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑠

*credits go to incowrecked_nct and nct.qu0tes on instagram go check them out!*

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Hwayoung, texting: come pick me up pls
Hwayoung: i'm drunk
Jaehyun: send me your location
Hwayoung: i love that song

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Hwayoung: oh so only roosters are allowed to start the day with screaming?

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Hwayoung: have i ever told you that you cook well?
Mark: aw, no :)
Hwayoung: so why do you keep cooking

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Hwayoung: admit it, you love me
Ten: i would sell you for moldy chicken
Hwayoung: you came into my room last night, fixed my blanket, and kissed my forehead
Ten: y-you weren't asleep???????

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Yuta, bringing his hands together: i think we can all agree that winwin
Jaehyun: ?
Taeyong: what
Hwayoung: i agree

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[groupchat]
Johnny: I CANT BELIEVE SHE WAS CANCELED
Mark: she was hardcore rationed too
Hwayoung: i will literally unstan if it's a NOTES APP apology
Taeil: i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on

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Hwayoung: ok, let's say that someone stole your ice cream. what would you say?
Shotaro: hey! that's my ice cream!
Hwayoung: good, now let em have it
Shotaro, smiling: you can have it
Hwayoung, groaning: NO

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Hwayoung: you're smiling, did something good happen?
Renjun: I can't smile just because I feel like it?
Chenle: Haechan tripped and fell in the parking lot

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Mark: time sensitive question, how flirt boy
Yuta: throw rocks at he
Hwayoung: hot dog
Doyoung: kill him
Mark: thanks guys

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[on the phone]
Hwayoung: don't wait for me. i'm at the hospital.
Kun: is everything okay?
Hwayoung: i'm okay. it's just my nephew. he can't speak or walk
Kun: OMG! WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED???
Hwayoung: nothing serious. he was born 2 hours ago

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Staff: today you're going to try snacks from china
Staff: have you heard of china?
Chenle: no
Hwayoung, sighing off camera: chenle, you're chinese

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Sungchan: i'm literally so angry at shotaro right now
Hwayoung: ...you're cuddling him
Sungchan: angrily

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Jeno: you gotta have confidence in yourself. you gotta believe in yourself.
Hwayoung: who are you talking to?
Jeno: myself
Hwayoung:
Hwayoung: is he listening?
Jeno: no

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Ten: what kind of stard are you?
Hwayoung: what?
Lucas: costard
WinWin: mustard
Xiaojun: custard
Hendery: dastard
YangYang: bastard
Hwayoung, confused noises: why??

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Staff: is your solo coming out on author's birthday?
Hwayoung: no comment