BTS: Her {BTS 8th member fanfic}

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Aphrodite: *Breathes*

Namjoon: Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.

Aphrodite: ....

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Aphrodite: Hyung~ Do you have a crush?

Namjoon: I don't. Wanna volunteer? ;)

Aphrodite: Okay that shit smooth mah man.

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Jimin: E-Excuse me? D-Did you kidnap me?

Jackson: *in a disguise* YES! And I'm gonna call your teammate Blossom now! You're gonna take the phone and ask her for 1 million dollars.

Jimin: Pfft. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!

Jackson: WAIT why're you laughing?

Jimin: Oh wait you were serious? Sorry to disappoint ya....but for her nothing is worth 1 million dollars.

Jackson: ...So she won't pay?

Jimin: AHA! You kidnapped the wrong guy. NO she won't pay absolutely not. She will say keep or change.

Jackson: S-She won't pay even 100k?

Jimin: Listen- be happy if she hands you a 5 dollar bill.

Jackson: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! ARE YOU EVEN OKAY WITH THAT?

Jimin: I mean... She doesn't find it necessary to pay.

Jackson: What do ya mean?

Aphrodite: *holding a spoon towards Jackson with a pissed off look* I will fucking scoop your eyeballs out. Stop looking at my Jiminie. Wait a sec- JACKSON?! I KNEW YOU HAD A THING FOR JIMIN TOO NOBODY CAN RESIST HIM! HOW COULD YOU KIDNAP HIM THOUGH?!

Jackson: Oh man holy shit dashi run run 🏃‍♂️

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Aphrodite: Honey do you have a crush?

Yoongi: Yes. You.

Aphrodite: REALLY?!

Yoongi: Everybody say NO!

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Jungkook: Noona....do you love me?

Aphrodite: Mhm.

Jungkook: How much?

Aphrodite: Count the stars.

Jungkook: But its morning....there's none.

Aphrodite: Exactly.

Jungkook: ...

Aphrodite: Haha. I'm just kidding. Baby- you may not be able to see them but the stars are still there. Infinite amount- I love you just like that. The amount is limitless.

Jungkook: :)

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Taehyung: DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME ANYMORE?!