Spiderson Oneshots

Wisdom Teeth

Third Person POV
Peter had just gotten his wisdom teeth out and Tony Stark, his biological dad and half time guardian, was waiting in anticipation for him to come out.

The nurse wheeled Peter out and he was singing, or more like screaming, a song.

"WHEN THE SUN SHINES WE SHINE TOGE'AH! TOLD YOU I'LL BE HERE FOREVAH! YOU CAN S'AND UNDER MY UMBRELLAAAAAAAA! YOU CAN S'AaAaND UNDER MY UMBRELLA!" Peter screeched out, doing a weird dance.

"FRIDAY are you recording this?" Tony asked his A.I. for that Aunt May, Pepper and the Avengers, Peter's crazy aunts, uncles and mom could watch later.

"Of course! Peter is quite amusing." FRIDAY said, amused as if she was laughing.

"Yes, yes he is." Tony agreed

"HOLY SH*T IT'S TONY STARK!!!" Peter shouted

Tony let out a laugh, "Yeah bambino, I'm your dad." he said not caring if the nurses heard as they all had to sign NDAs.

Peter gasped "OH MY GODS! OHHHHH MY GODSSSS TONY MOTHERFREAKING STARK IS MY DAD!" he exclaimed

"Yeah kiddo." Tony admitted, trying to not laugh.

"I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WHERE MY FAVOURITE AVENGER FOR A REASON! I MEAN I LIKE SPIDERMAN TOO THOUGHHHHH!" Peter giggled

"Hey Underoos? You wanna know something?" Tony asked his son

Peter vigorously shaked his hand making three nurses run towards him and his dad rush to him, "Petey you can't do that, okay?" Tony said as the nurses checked up on him.

"Okay. Can I know now?" Peter wondered

Tony chuckled, "Yeah tesoro. You're SpiderMan." Tony whispered to him, pointing to him.

"HOLY SH*TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! I'M SO COOL! I'M LIKE AMAZING!" Peter shouted

"Of course buddy, but you gotta keep it down." Tony told him

"Like this?" Peter whispered

"Sure, you can be a  tad bit louder if you want?" Peter's dad offered 

"I wanna stay like this" Peter whispered

"Okay, stay like that then" Tony smiled at his son

"Thank you" Tony mouthed at the nurses as he wheeled Peter out of the building and into the parking lot where there mini van was waiting.

Yep, a mini van. There was no way Tony Stark was going to drive a Lambo or Ferrari with a high child, he had enough common sense to know to not do that.

"Alright Pete, come on" Tony said as he helped his crime fighting son into the car.

"I don' wannaaaaa" Peter protested

"Well, why not?" Tony asked in mock curiosityas he put his hands on his hips and pursed his lips

"I wanna play in the sun and in the grasssssssssss" Peter explained

"You can play in the sun and in the grassssssss at home with everyone else. I promise" Tony compromised

"Promise?" Peter asked, pouting his lip

"Pinky promise." Tony reassured

"Okay!" Peter squealed, allowing Tony to help in get in the car.

The father-son duo rode home back to Stark Tower in silence, the only thing heard was Peter's soft humming of 'Electricity' from 'Billy Elliot'.

"And suddenly I'm flying, flying like a bird, like electricity." Peter softly sang, as he opened his arms wide.

"Where'd you here that Peter?" Tony asked curious