and we're back
ngl johns vid is based off of memulous's club penguins vids bc they are G O L D
disclaimer: all ik abt club penguin comes from memories and his vids
Alex's POV
I'll be honest, I now shamelessly watch John's videos in their entirety. Hey, don't look at me like that, you would too.
HamSandwige: why did u just upload at 3am
wowimbored: ✌️🤪
I sigh and click on it. It's title is 'playing club penguin with my sister for the ✨vibes✨'
It starts of with John in front of his computer and he takes an over dramatic bite of a biscuit (F U AMERICAS) and brushes his hands together, pulling his mic closer to his face. He adjusts his headphones and a female voice says "John what are you doing?"
"Eating, it's 1 am and I'm hungry as fuck."
"Why are you hungry at 1 am?"
"I'm on my period."
I press my lips together to refrain from laughing and the video cuts to him looking directly at the camera. "Hello friends and enemies, yes you read correctly, I'm playing club penguin with my sister, Mary. Say hello Mary."
I had no clue he had siblings, I'll be honest. There was a loud beep, blocking out her words and John gasps.
"Mary, I'm gonna be demonetised!"
"Good, don't give him any money."
The video cuts again.
HamSandwige: i didn't know you had siblings
wowimbored: no one ever said you were smart
"What are you calling yourself?"
"Big Pappi," John replies and both Mary and I burst out laughing.
"Aw that's taken. Wait, BigPappi123. It works!"
"Good for you."
"What are you?"
"Pisskink."
**** (for the vid cuts)
"Ok I friend requested you."
"Oh yes a friend request from BigPappi123."
"Did you accept me?"
"I-"
"DID YOU ACCEPT ME?"
"YES."
"Oh good."
He clicks on the private messaging and grins, tapping rapidly on his keyboard.
"John what are you doing?"
He says nothing but the words Send, Nudes appears and Mary bursts out laughing.
HamSandwige: i'm following you on club penguin
wowimbored: do you send? 😏
HamSandwige: what
wowimbored: penguin nudes 😩🥵🥵🥵
HamSandwige: go to bed
"John that's incest."
John burst out laughing and chokes on his water.
"I'm gonna die on camera." He gasps.
"Great publicity."
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FanfictionTGESE ARE SHIT READ AT UR OWN RISK I realised i have a lot of ideas so here I am. Some of them could be turned into fully fledged stories later, some might not. Enjoy! These are not meant to be good, and they're all like unedited. Just a chance fo...
