[ON HOLD] Neko Boyfriends? AU - Eustass Kidd x Reader x Killer (One Piece)

Officer Smoker 🐶

Wire finishes he crashes out of the lounge, as a dog. He takes up the whole thing.

(Insert Ringtone)

It's Nami, "two calls in one day." I walk out the back.

"(Y/N) you're okay!"

Ow... "Of course, I'm okay why wouldn't I be?"

"I told you (Y/N) was okay." Luffy with Nami?

"I heard you got attacked by the dogs."

"What? Back up, I got attacked by dogs?"

"Who's that?" Kidd comes out, Killer behind him.

I pull the phone away. "It's Nami." Kidd takes my phone, "oi!" He puts it on speaker and hands it back.

"I told you (Y/N) didn't get attacked. She would have rung."

"Luffy right, I would have called and sent a distress signal. You know I have safety measures set up."

She sighs, "I know. Law said you had your tracer on."

"Law tracking you!" Killer glares at me.

"Shh! I thought I had taken him off my pings. Luffy?"

I hear the phone rustle, "yeah sis?"

"Tell Law I'll take him off the ping. I'm sorry for bothering him."

"Okay, Torao (Y/N) said sorry for pinging you. She's taking you off!"

"Mugiwara-ya don't yell!" Are they at the clinic?

"Are you talking to (Y/N)?!" Bepo?

"Are you at the clinic?"

"I have to go!" She hangs up.

"Why that fuck is Law tracking you?!" Kidd shouts.

"He's not tracking me," I head inside to my computer.

"What was she talking about?" Killer shouts as well.

"First off you can stop shouting. Whenever I go into tunnels, sewers or places where I can easily get lost. I put a tracer on, it sends out pings to people. Since I mostly worked for Law. He was the first ping."

"What...?" Wire wakes up, "you work for the snowy?"

"Snowy?"

"Yeah, he's a snow leopard."

"Really? Wow, I didn't know that. Did you know, Law was a snow leopard?"

They both mumble, "who cares..." Kidd pouts.

"Anyway, I need to take Law off my ping list. I should probably go over it. I'll set a ping for my computer. So you know where I am." I go in, Heat still sleeping. I fix up my list.

"So we can track you when you leave?" Killer asks.

"No, only when I turn the tracer on."

"That's shit," Kidd

"You don't need to worry about me okay. There Law has been taken off.

Knock Knock

I look at Kidd and Killer. "don't look at us." Kidd

"Would it be Ace or Sabo?" Killer suggests

"I don't think so?"

Knock Knock

I get up and open the door. "Officer Smoker, what can I do for you?"