Thoma: So I've been thinking.
Kazuha: Yeah?
Thoma: The one who makes us suffer is Author, so if we defeat her, can't we make her change our story.
Childe: A small Author gonna die today.
Scaramouche: Don't kill her or we'll disappear.
Signora: Skin her.
Author: MINNNA DO YOU LOOOVE ME?
Childe: Die.
Thoma: Disappear.
Kazuha: Evil conquering!
Scaramouche: Lament!
Signora: Useless!
Author: あれ
Xiao: *sneeze* Papa Johnlee wher Almond Tofu.
Zhongli: Don't kill Author. She likes Osmanthus Wine.
Author: I'm underage-
Thoma: Whatever just tie her up.
Author: CHOTTO! MATTE! I can twist your power in a second.
Author's brother: smh I tied her up, here.
Author: Iー *starts rickrolling*
Xiao: UGH THIS NOISE
Kazuha: stop we just wanna kill you
Lumine: Psycho
Childe: *proceeds to stab Author*
Author: Readers, I leave the continuation in your hands-
Thoma: yeah whatever.
Author: OSMANTHUS WINE TASTES THE SAME AS I REMEMBER BUT WHERE ARE THOSE WHO SHARE THE MEMORY
Zhongli: I told u she likes oz wine
That one bird named Oz:
Author: you can't do this to me you love me. REMEMBER! WHEN I USED TO READ YOU STORY BOOKS AND PUT YOU TO SLEEP AT NIGHT
Thoma: you ain't my mama
Author: THIS MOTHERLY FEELING IS TRUE YOU YOU UNGRATEFUL EMO BUTTS
Childe: lets just end this
Xiao: stop.
Author: AW XIAO STILL LOVES ME
Xiao: she gives me almond tofu
Author: WHO LOVES ME AHAH
Kazuha: I love you when you're dead.
Author: can't believe I'm hearing that from u son
Kazuha: tragic past for me wher
Childe: you wouldn't want that
Sukaramoooch: truly WAIT WHATS WITH MY NAME
Chirudey: huh?
Kejuha: WHATS THIS POWER
Staff of tHoma: I can't believe she had this power
Golden powerpuff girl: we must retreat
Geo grandpapi: I thought we were similar
Emo traitor/Sasuke cheap copy: WHAT IS THIS AHHH
Staff of tHoma: stop its not even painful
Kejuha: lets retreat
Chirudey: agreed
Geo grandpapi: my work here is done
Author: you did nothing
Sukaramooch: bye losers *gets struck by lightning*
Chirudey, Staff of tHoma and Kejuha have admitted defeat for now and run away.
Pokeman trainer Author wins.
Author: my brain is rotting. Lol.
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Haters (ChiLumi) (Genshin)
FanfictionNOTE: Its ChiLumi despite the cover. Sequel of "I Don't Love Him" by me. Its been five years since that incident, and Lumine's feeling the loss even now. But that loss is short lived as the person she thought she'd lost appears in her life once mor...
