Daruk: I wonder how Link is doing?
Daruk: You know, where the little guy is right now
Revali: Rotting in hell for his sins against my brethren
Daruk: Oh. Damn :(
Revali: He was a good guy, just not good enough.
Daruk: What about me?
Revali: You're cool 😎
Daruk: :D
Impa: How rude.
Impa: I still wonder how he was allowed to become a Champion. Where was the logic in that decision?
Revali: All in me sister
Impa: Why don't you talk respectfully then, you insolent hormone induced child.
Daruk: Ouch...
Revali: 😶
Revali: How am I supposed to respond to that?
Impa: Maybe by keeping that beak of yours shut.
Revali: ._.
Daruk: Salt in the wound
Revali: Shutup man.
Daruk: :)
Purah: Yo sis, the princesses are here. Well, Zelda at least.
Purah: Wait, nevermind, I spotted Mipha. She looks like a crazed animal and......
Impa: And?
Purah: Oh. Oh.
Impa: For crying out loud stop kee-
Purah: Since when was Mipha with um... child..???
Revali: Ayo what now
Daruk: :0
Revali: Did I hear correct??
Purah: Yes bird man, the Zora Champion is visibly pregnant. Surprised she arrived so quickly.
Daruk: Preggo with that eggo
Revali: From Lonk himself. I'm shocked.
Daruk: Lol, Lonk
Revali: It's official, that's gonna be his name.
Impa: If he's alright, we're hoping.
Revali: Lol, I forgot Lonk is still in trouble
Impa: Quiet.
(Impa has activated admin control)
Revali: OI
(Impa muted Revali for 1 hour)
Daruk: Oof
Purah: Sis, it's night already and I can barely see around here. Can't even take a single photo with these conditions :(
Impa: How are we even related.... taking photos isn't the point here!
(Zelda is back online)
Zelda: Impa! When do we begin to search???
Impa: I'm not sure...
Zelda: What do you mean?!
Impa: It's much too dark and I'm getting funny vibes from these ruins.
Purah: That's it, I'm calling it. The place is haunted.
Zelda: I don't believe in ghosts and fantasies Purah
Daruk: Revali exists
Zelda: Well, there's always that one exception
YOU ARE READING
Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
