Link & Champions Group Chat

Urbosa's All Nighter

(Urbosa is back online)

Urbosa: @Link

(Link is back online)

Urbosa: Link

Link: What.

Urbosa: What

Link: ...

Urbosa: I wanted to-

(Link has gone offline)

Urbosa: Come on!!!

Urbosa: @Link

Urbosa: @Link

Urbosa: @Link

(Link is back online)

Link: WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT.

Link: I AM TRYING TO SLEEP.

Urbosa: But-

Link: IT IS FREAKING TWO IN THE MORNING

Link: YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FALL ASLEEP IN THESE STUPID POOLS

Urbosa: ....

Urbosa: My apologies Link

Urbosa: I couldn't catch a wink of sleep but-

Link: WELL I DID UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG

Urbosa: Alright then, I'll leave you be. Maybe I'll tell Revali about the idea instead.

Link: Wait, what?

Link: What idea?

Urbosa: Did I say something?

Link: Yes. You had an idea you wanted to tell me?

Urbosa: No. Did I?

Link: ....

Link: Great Hylia have mercy on my soul.... what do you want from me.

Urbosa: Do you want to hear my idea?

Link: Kill me first

Urbosa: I'll take that as a yes

Urbosa: So... I thought that you know... since we didn't catch up in a while... us Champions...

Link: Go on. Hurry up.

Urbosa: Excuse me? Don't rush me when I'm talking.

Link: Who the hell am I texting to right now?

Urbosa: I don't know

Link: ._.

Urbosa: Sooo I thought we could all go on a picnic together, the whole gang. Maybe excluding the blue freak-

Link: You woke me in the middle of the night to tell me you want us to go on a picnic.

Urbosa: Well, yes, I couldn't sleep.

(Link has gone offline)

Urbosa: I knew I shouldn't have eaten cake before bed...

Urbosa: ...

(Revali is back online)

Urbosa: No. No. No.

Revali: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Urbosa: 😒

Revali: Evening toots

Urbosa: It'd make more sense to say that to a mirror

Revali: And here I thought I was the only one having sleep issues

Revali: Sooo what's shaking?

Urbosa: ....