(Urbosa is back online)
Urbosa: Hmm, seems like I'm here first for once
(Revali is back online)
Revali: Geez, why'd it have to be you?
Urbosa: Becuase you aren't on my level
Revali: Says who?
Urbosa: Your mother
Revali: My mom did not say that!!!
Urbosa: Boohoo, ask her yourself
Revali: Maybe I will
(Revali has gone offline)
Urbosa: I still wonder why he's a Champion
(Revali is back online)
Urbosa: Well?
Revali: Shut up
Urbosa: I thought so ;)
Revali: You know what? I'm done.
(Revali changed Urbosa's name to Buzz off Vai)
(Link is back online)
(Daruk is back online)
Buzz off Vai: CHANGE MY NAME BACK THIS INSTANT!
Link: What's in Hylia's name have I walked into.
Revali: Your name should convey my message clearly enough
Daruk: Sigh
Buzz off Vai: LINK!!! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!!
Link: .... I can't
Buzz off Vai: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!
Link: I lost all privileges over the chat settings after leaving it
Daruk: Rather unfortunate I'll say
Revali: Thanks for telling me that >:}
Link: Wait what?
Buzz off Vai: Change my name or else!
Revali: Or what ma'am?
Buzz off Vai: I'm heading over there to talk to your mother
Revali: Wha... um, she's on vacation
Daruk: Suree, of course
Buzz off Vai: That's it, I'm taking Naboris there too
Revali: OKAY OKAY
(Revali changed Buzz off Vai's name to Your Mom)
Link: Oh my
Daruk: XD
Your Mom: REVALI
Revali: Tra la la, I cant hear you!
Daruk: You know, Revali isn't as bad as I thought
Revali: Why thank you my good sir!
Your Mom: That's it
(Your Mom changed Revali's name to Fried Chicken)
Fried Chicken: WAIT HOLD UP
Your Mom: Heh >:D
Fried Chicken: COME ON! My names weren't that bad!
Your Mom: Hmm... I swear I smell something delicious through this screen
Fried Chicken: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
Daruk: This is starting to get pretty entertaining!
Link: Time to get out the popcorn!
YOU ARE READING
Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
