Link & Champions Group Chat

Ladies Night Out

(Link is back online)

Link: ...

Link: Guys? Any of you online?

Link Guys?

(Muzu is back online)

Link: I said guys.

(Link kicked Muzu out of Champion's Hangout)

Link: @Daruk @Revali

Link: Emergency meeting

(Revali is back online)

(Daruk is back online)

Revali: WHO THE HELL PINGED ME

Link: Hi.

Revali: WHAT DO YOU WANT MORON

Daruk: What are you so worked over man?

Revali: I WAS SAVORING ONE OF MY MOM'S COOKIES AND THIS MAN'S BUZZING PING MADE ME CHOKE

Daruk: I had to excuse myself from my date with Angelina :/

Revali: Maybe mine wasn't so bad

Link: Shoot, sorry about that

Link: But you see... I...

Revali: LINK JUST SPILL THE TEA ALREADY. WHAT HAPPENED?

Link: ...

Revali: That's it, I'm calling it. Mipha found another man. What a shame.

Revali: The end. We all lived happily ever after. Except for Link. Link dead. The end.

Daruk: Bruh.

Link: I need help.

Daruk: Oh?

Revali: Changing your diaper?

Link: That suits you better honestly

Revali: Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-

Link: Mipha and the girls went out and I'm left home all alone

Daruk: What's the big deal with t-

Link: With the kids.

Daruk: Oh.

Revali: Oh.

Link: Yeah.

Revali: Well good luck with that then.

Link: I... I was wondering if you two could come by

Revali: Why's that? You know very well the starting fees for my assistance. And you can't forget the taxes as well.

Daruk: Sure! I'd love to help!

Link: See, why can't you be more like Daruk?

Daruk: He's right Rev.

Daruk: Be more like me :)

Revali: Million year old boulder? No thank you, I'd rather die.

Link: Let me help with that.

Link: Ugh..........

Link: Look... I need some help with the little ones... Mipha doesn't let me handle them too much

Daruk: They're your kids too though

Link: Well, yeah but... she thinks my cooking will kill them for one thing

Revali: Sushi is right you fool.

Link: And that I'll take them outside to get killed by some moblin.