(Revali is back online)
Revali: Hey guys... guys???
(Daruk is back online)
Daruk: Yo, what's up?
Revali: Your m-
Daruk: Don't answer that
Revali: :/
Daruk: So what did you want to say?
Revali: It's really important. I'd prefer to tell everyone instead of wasting my breath on you all individually.
Daruk: HOOOO BOYYY
(Urbosa is back online)
Urbosa: ....
(Urbosa added Mipha to Champion's Hangout)
(Urbosa added Zelda to Champion's Hangout)
Revali: WHYYY
(Zelda is back online)
Zelda: Hi!!!
Revali: Damn. Like just straight up damn.
Zelda: Um...?
Daruk: Relax Princess, he's just a bit high on his ego
Revali: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Urbosa: Chill out banana break, keep it kid friendly here
Daruk: Whoa
Revali: Kid friendly?! What am I? 4???
Urbosa: Apparently yes, it seems so. You really are in need of a pacifier
Revali: nsjewkzomanehcismwcic
(Mipha is back online)
Mipha: Oh! It's good to see you Princess ^^
Zelda: The same to you Mipha <3
Revali: I ship it.
Daruk: NO. LIKE NO. STOP.
Urbosa: Please shut up and get some milk if you're that thirsty
Revali: Already got drunk enough just talking with you numbskulls here
Urbosa: Why do I even bother
Daruk: Anyway Rev, what'd you call us here for?
Urbosa: Probably wants to talk about his tragic breakup with his imaginary girlfriend
Revali: Breath in Revali... you're only surrounded by a bunch of idiots...
Mipha: I don't...
Urbosa: It's okay sweetie, he's just a sad introvert with no friends
Daruk: XD
Zelda: Um...
Revali: OKAY so... have any of you heard from Link?
Daruk: ..... no.....
Urbosa: I never thought of it... he hasn't visited Gerudo Town for a while
Daruk: Same here, I'm worried a bit
Mipha: He actually visited us yesterday
Urbosa: Really? How'd it go?
Mipha: For the first time since... I can remember... he didn't speak a single word to me the entire time
Revali: Whoa whoa, that's a news flash there
Zelda: ?
Revali: Uhh... nothing
Urbosa: That is rather strange. Link is pretty quiet but he's not silent
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
