(Revali is back online)
(Daruk is back online)
Daruk: Hey Revali, what's up?
Revali: Your mom
Daruk: .......
Revali: Okay okay, I'm joking. Where are the others?
Daruk: You forgot already what happened last time?
Revali: Hmm... let's see here...
Daruk: >_>
Revali: Ok yeah! Didn't Link and Mipha leave the group chat?
Daruk: Bingo... and Link blocked all of us.
Revali: Ah, a real tragedy indeed
Daruk: You're cold dude
(Urbosa is back online)
Revali: Yay. Gerudo are back in the house.
Urbosa: Scram fried chicken
Revali: MHM?
Daruk: -_-
Urbosa: Whatever. Do you know what today is?
Daruk: Is it a holiday or something?
Revali: The day you go home and shut up?
Urbosa: No stupid. It's Valentine's Day
Daruk: Oh, I nearly forgot!
Revali: Phh... that's lame. Still wondering why the hell it's a thing
Urbosa: Come on Revali, what did you give your "sweetheart"
Revali: None of your snotty business!
Daruk: Probably a long poem on his love for himself XD
Urbosa: Not gonna lie, that totally sounds like Mr. Cucco here
Revali: Uhh... I wonder why I even bother with such losers
Urbosa: Revali. We know she's fake.
Revali: No she's not! She's very much real!
Daruk: Sure sure, whatever you say :)
Urbosa: Add her to the group chat then
Revali: I already told you she doesn't like attention
Urbosa: Tell us her name at least
Revali: Well it's um... it's...
Urbosa: Go on.
Revali: OKAY SO, what are you guys doing for Valentine's Day?
Daruk: Might go hang out with some friends. Not really the romantic type.
Urbosa: I have duties here... not into voes either.
Revali: Dang, you two are sad! Especially you Urbosa :/
Urbosa: At least we don't have an imaginary girlfriend
Revali: HEY SHE'S NOT IMAGINARY!!!
Daruk: Wait... what about Link and Mipha?
Revali: What about them two?
Daruk: Since it's Valentine's Day, don't you think those two...
Urbosa: I already talked with Mipha. Link didn't visit her since last time...
Daruk: Ouch...
Revali: We all know they like each other though
Urbosa: Link's definitely more oblivious and shy about her feelings towards him

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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...