(Revali is back online)
Revali: I'm bored.
(Revali has changed groupchat settings)
(Revali has changed role to Admin)
Revali: Hmmm....
(Revali changed Mipha's name to I Have Link's Kids)
(Revali has changed Link's name to I'm Wet4Zoras)
Revali: Perfect. As all things should be.
(Daruk is back online)
(Revali changed Daruk's name to The Cool Guy)
The Cool Guy: ....
Revali: Sup.
The Cool Guy: Please don't tell me you're...
Revali: 🙂
The Cool Guy: Damn. I was actually looking forward to a relaxing day here on the chat.
Revali: Ha. You know that's not possible.
The Cool Guy: Which is why I should just permanently leave
Revali: ....
The Cool Guy: ...
Revali: ...
The Cool Guy: Why am I a cool guy?
Revali: Oh, thanks for reminding me
(Revali changed The Cool Guy's name to The Other Cool Guy)
The Other Cool Guy: ...
(Revali has changed name to The Cool Guy)
The Other Cool Guy: It all makes sense.
The Cool Guy: This will brighten up my mood so well
The Other Cool Guy: Can you change my name?
The Cool Guy: No.
The Other Cool Guy: Please?
The Cool Guy: No.
The Other Cool Guy: Please...?
The Cool Guy: No.
The Other Cool Guy: Come on.....
The Cool Guy: :)
The Other Cool Guy: I'm stupid. I'll just change my own name.
The Cool Guy: Lol
The Other Cool Guy: Wait... what's going on?!?! Why can't I change my name???
The Cool Guy: I don't know? 😮
The Other Cool Guy: Dude... don't... tell me you... just...
The Cool Guy: Kabam. You just won a million rupees.
The Other Cool Guy: ......
The Cool Guy: Of course we can't forget about Miss Genie herself
(The Cool Guy changed Urbosa's name to ISimp4Men)
The Other Cool Guy: Dude.. she's gonna kill you
The Cool Guy: Not if you have evidence
The Other Cool Guy: ......
(The Cool Guy changed Zelda's name to Mipha 0.5)
The Other Cool Guy: What's that supposed to be now?
The Cool Guy: Huh?
The Other Cool Guy: I thought you were gonna give some stupid name to Zelda. She seems to have got it pretty easy.
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
